Smoking a pipe

I have noticed on some photos that a few people on here smoke pipes, and I was thinking of starting, as I miss cigarettes, but don't want to take them up again. First, do you think that this would be a good buy? :

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=280277572836&_trksid=p3907.m32&_trkparms=tab%3DWatching

I like the look of it.

Also, what brands of tobbacco are you smoking?

young people who smoke pipes (not crack or hash pipes, cos they are* really *cool) are pretentious.

Sad bastard!

(I jest)

Yes, do it!
You'll look well bum.

Best to ask these guys really...

http://www.pipelinksonline.com/forums.htm

And probably change your name to SmokieBen :)

Saw a hobo shooting up the other night - It was proper fucking futile!.... Anyone know where i can get some smack?

you should get a sherlock holmes style pipe. my grandad had a sherlock holmes pipe and a big moustache, he looked well cool.
then he died of mouth cancer.

This is a joke, right?

for the love of fucks sake!!!*

(*thanks object)

You'll look well bum.

I don't understand your London slang. And no, I'm not joking. Hopefully, after a few years of it I'll have to get one of those voice-make things that make you sound like Steven Hawking :)

But yeh, i wanna smoke a pipe. Any actual advice please[other that "you're a pretentious dick" :) ]

Here's some advice:
"Fuck off you witless cunt."
Now put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Now put that in your pipe and smoke it.

You've been saving that one up waiting for the right moment, haven't you? Hehehe... :D

I must spread some reputation around before "giving it" to platini again

Same here... :/

You've been saving that one up waiting for the right moment, haven't you? Hehehe... :D

No, I'm braced for another puerile discussion about English phrases.
"Der. How canz Iputz abstrats concets in a pip dood"

And me

pipe= bad for you.

put it down.

Mr Will. I've been expecting you...

who you calling a cunt with a spoke in his fucking wheel?

I like smoking cigars. Buy some of those instead of a pipe and see if you like them. If you don't, give them to me. Next question!

I tried some hamlets once, terrible

Here's some advice:
"Fuck off you witless cunt."
Now put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Are you still upset by my really shit ya mom jokes?

Which part of 'witless cunt' are you struggling with?