Shitbag Arsenal 'fans'

by 2050 football will be played by only two teams, the "reds" and the "blues"

they will play each other once a year, on boxing day in Cardiff, the match will last 30 minutes and the result will be fixed (alternate wins each year)

fans will be allowed to play handheld games and listen to music or watch DVD films to help alleviate the boredom during the game.

by 2050 football will be played by only two teams, the "reds" and the "blues"

George Orwell wrote about that in 1984.

he was right about a few things, just wrong about the date

CCTV. A national lottery. A 'reds' vs 'blues' football game?

The man was prescient. What else did he predict?

Talking pigs

Wrong book.

You sure? What about Pig Brother?

CCTV. A national lottery. A 'reds' vs 'blues' football game?

The man was prescient. What else did he predict?

That Wigan would one day produce a man of such dazzling intellect, stunning good looks and raw sexual power that... no, hold on, that Wigan would one day produce an effete loser with anger issues and, no, I'll get it in a minute, that Wigan, er... I'll get back to you.

Wrong book.

Same author..

What's Greasy doing to that poor dog?

"wouldnt you like to know"