Getting Married

You're confused . . . just wait til the wedding night! ;)

(only jokin dude, it's great news, very happy for ya. Good luck with it all)

Ah...quite... ;) Nah there was no knee bending involved though I'm threatening to come into her college during a lecture and re-propose in front of everyone...mwahahaha...

No knee bending here either... Just 2for1 @ wetherspoons and Elizabeth Duke ring in her pud

No knee bending here either... Just 2for1 @ wetherspoons and Elizabeth Duke ring in her pud

Class!

Woohoo! Congrats :)

Being engaged is cool... you get all the perks without the routine of being married.

OK how do I make really good souffle?

do you have any tips for getting the best out of late season carrots?

... Just ring in her pud

Fnaar...

OK how do I make really good souffle?

do you have any tips for getting the best out of late season carrots?

This is going to happen every time I post, isn't it :) ah well, I'll bite this once.

Souffle - it's all in the beating - and make sure you use room temperature eggs
Late Season carrots - definitely best roasted

.. and back to the thread at hand.

This is going to happen every time I post, isn't it :) ah well, I'll bite this once.

Souffle - it's all in the beating - and make sure you use room temperature eggs
Late Season carrots - definitely best roasted

.. and back to the thread at hand.

As for the soufflé - do you go for the hi-tech hippy-type approach of mechanical egg-beaters, or the classical simplicity of a more traditional style?
We need to know...

I find that using a whisk gives you finer control over the consistency, and therefore a better product.

No cycles round the city for us anytime soon then? :(

Congratualtions. As a veteran of 22 years of marriage (and still going strong), may I strongly suggest that you give careful thought to your stag party. The memories of the day will have to last you a life time.

I find that using a whisk gives you finer control over the consistency, and therefore a better product.

Thanks for the expert advice.
IN YOUR FACE HIPPY!
;-D

Congratualtions. As a veteran of 22 years of marriage (and still going strong), may I strongly suggest that you give careful thought to your stag party. The memories of the day will have to last you a life time.

I think a mosque would be a nice venue.

Congratulations! :)

I think a mosque would be a nice venue.

It's an idea. But I wonder what everyone else thinks...

Ah...quite... ;) Nah there was no knee bending involved though I'm threatening to come into her college during a lecture and re-propose in front of everyone...mwahahaha...

But was it all really worth it? After teaching at that college for the last 37 years, she's now been fired!
These teacher/student infatuations always result in heartache....sure you'll have a few happy years together....but then one day you'll meet some girl your own age down the roller disco....and you'll have to go home and tell Mrs Dawkins that it's over....leaving her not only alone, but also without her teaching pension to fall back on.

Think of her career son....her career!

congrats gents.

Ray Parlour.

Class!

Ah...quite... ;) Nah there was no knee bending involved though I'm threatening to come into her college during a lecture and re-propose in front of everyone...mwahahaha...

I'd hire a midget. paint them bright Yellow, and in Big Black Letters write
"Will Y" on the left arse cheek and "U Marry Me" the right arse cheek.
make him wear a spiky green hat to loosely resemble a pineapple, then get him to walk into her lecture, drop his pants and let the rest fill the space.

You have to have a story that tops everyone else! And a great way to kill off conversation at those couples dinner parties

My plan is to take the lady of my dreams into the monkey enclosure at London Zoo. By the time this happens I might have a suitable one liner to go with the occasion…

hinking about it my local bar lady works at London Zoo, so I could go one further and get in the cage.. Still all rough plans at this early stage

Thanks for the expert advice.
IN YOUR FACE HIPPY!
;-D

You know I don't care for finer this and nicer that.. just give me raw POWER!

damn you slippery, me can rep you no more :(

I'd hire a midget.

You had me there.

I DO!

Greasy Slag will make a lovely bride with his blond curls. Hippy, you lucky man.