Advice For New Members

I'm still relatively new myself but have had an entirely enjoyable time so far so I'm going to give some unasked for advice on how not to get stomped on.
This forum is actually a really nice place, full of kind and generous people. But it's just like real life too; if you are, or give the impression that you are,

my computer fucked up and I deleted this post by accident; I will re-do it tomorrow.

fuck off cunt, get a real job, HTFU, HHSB slack chain, etc.

1. Chris Crash is posting from a secure mental hospital. Don't be too hard on him.
   

1. Chris Crash is posting from a secure mental hospital. Don't be too hard on him.
   
   

its in the basement of creative couriers, some one feed me.

1. give asm rep, as since he has suddenly acquired 2 little green boxes, he wants to have more than anyone else. Also, rate all of his threads as 5 stars.
   

don't post anything about religion unless you are having a very slow week with not alot to do

13.despite what you read in the papers and the cycle show guide never ever refer to a fixed gear bike as a "fixie".

1. You are not new to "the scene". There is no "scene", it's just a bunch of people who ride bikes.
   

101: Don't mizzle with the dizzle if you ain't got no gizzle

1. If you do happen to be a Tory, keep schtumm about it if you ever want to get (+) rep from Platini...
   

1. It's/its; your/you're; there/their/they're; our/are - oar Platini will fucking kill you.
   

No, I've changed, having been soundly reprimanded for my pedantry...
sniffs
'peddles' 'breaks'

Please bring the pedantry back. I'm tired of correcting thread titles because people can't spell or work out how to structure a sentence.

WAHEY!
Cheers VB.
Platini - licensed pedant

1. always rock out with your cock out
   
   

//unless your 15 seconds til platoni implodes a lady //

1. If Tynan invites you to go to a Mosque with him, DO NOT GO!
   
2. Don't ever spell Arrospok correctly, even if someone asks you how to.
   
3. OTP means Other Thread Pisshead, which is a polite forum way of asking you to remove yourself from the vicinity.
   
4. Some advice for new members is actually a crock of shit! (apart from 19.)
   

101: Don't mizzle with the dizzle if you ain't got no gizzle

only applies in brizzle

1. give asm rep, as since he has suddenly acquired 2 little green boxes, he wants to have more than anyone else. Also, rate all of his threads as 5 stars.
   
   

• rep - you whore
  

only applies in brizzle

fo shizzle..

neg rep me.

1. If Tynan invites you to go to a Mosque with him, DO NOT GO!
   
   

LOL! you got rep!

1. Leave me alone.
   

WAC. I'm now going to obsessively PM BMMF until he LOLs or HTFU.

1. ignore anything hippy says
   

1. Look at the members' list and see who has been here a long time and who has the best reputation. You don't want to get into an argument with these people in your first week.
   
   
   
   
   

fuck will, you have been here three months and managed to get on the first page of the rep points list. 3 blobs in 3 months, with only 380 posts. hippy is only one above you and he posted 15000 times. something fishy going on here...

Fishy? Is it something to do with a canal?