I have been credit crunched!

Are share price went up 2% the other day when everyone else was loosing a lot of money (are shares have still been up and down).

Will

This should read:

"Our share price went up 2% the other day when everyone else was** losing** a lot of money (our shares have still been up and down.)"

Well I work for the HSBC and we have the idea that we are part of the bank drummed into are heads relentlessly.

No but I don't use my surname unless its on something official so have just written an "X" in its place for as long as I can really remember.

do you just have the driest sense of humor ever or, when you say you work for HSBC, is that like your other claim to be the real author of the DaVinci code?

My grammer is terrible. I apologise.

As is your spelling, but not your consistency.

that was a busy minute, thanks everyone, no offence Malcolm.

Will

In England we write "humour". Let's not allow American spellings to creep in. Thank you.

I will correct your spelling by any means necessary.

that was a busy minute, thanks everyone, no offence Malcolm.

None taken.

Will

In England we write "humour". Let's not allow American spellings to creep in. Thank you.

the last thing you'd want is for an american to creep up behind you.

spell check innit? can't be bothered to argue with it sometimes.

Those Apaches can be stealthy

the last thing you'd want is for an american to creep up behind you.

Oh, dunno, is he hung?

I smell an alias...
For the love of tynan, no-one who can work the interweb could be as wilfully stupid-sounding as James X, could they?
looks at papers
Oh

He's packing a big shooter*.

*not referring to James X, though I haven't had the pleasure...

I'd like to get my hands on his ours

Our you saying 'are'd like to get my hand on is hours'?

it's oured to no what the X I'm saying anymore

owl y'are inernetts our bilong two use

The other day when every other "UK" bank recorded a loss the price of are HSBC shares went up 2% meaning that we were making a slight profit and passing some of it onto the share holders of the HSBC.

That is one of the scariest statements I have ever read. Please tell me you are not an in-house trader.

I think I may switch to First Direct, I would rather talk to a computer if the staff in the branches are this retarded.

Utter detritus.

On the topic of safe banks I just had a gander at the Lloyds website.

This is what I found. Quite interesting. I never knew about this. I wonder if many islamic people (especially those with a lot of money) would choose this account over a traditional interest paying account.

On the topic of safe banks I just had a gander at the Lloyds website.

This is what I found. Quite interesting. I never knew about this. I wonder if many islamic people (especially those with a lot of money) would choose this account over a traditional interest paying account.

Different system of mortgages as well.

That is one of the scariest statements I have ever read. Please tell me you are not an in-house trader.

I think I may switch to First Direct, I would rather talk to a computer if the staff in the branches are this retarded.

Utter detritus.

Go for it. I’ll try not to let the fact that I’m apparently retarded affect the completion of my masters degree.

Go for it. I’ll try not to let the fact that I’m apparently retarded affect the completion of my masters degree.

Nor will I, it's probably an Arts degree anyway. :-p

And while I am here. Why is it you can manage the rather more delicate application of effect/affect but fail on are/our and loosing/losing!!!?!

The other day when every other "UK" bank recorded a loss the price of are HSBC shares went up 2% meaning that we were making a slight profit and passing some of it onto the share holders of the HSBC.

What kind of fresh bullshit is this? "Meaning we were making a slight profit"? When did HSBC publish its last set of interim results (when profits were reported)? Not 'the other day', but back in August. The share price went up because of market sentiment, not because of profits you were 'passing on' to shareholders. If you work for HSBC you should do them a favour and keep your mouth shut, because you have no fucking idea what you are talking about.

Go for it. I’ll try not to let the fact that I’m apparently retarded affect the completion of my masters degree.

Reggae Studies at the University of Runcorn?
EDIT: Regay Study's