South East beers - Tuesdays @ The Roebuck, SE1 4YG

I can barely keep my eyes open. Too long to wait. Blah.

Good luck laner.

What is the earliest anyone else is getting there? Not keen to spend too much longer in the office.

It's been suggested that if I want to leave soon, I can. Nothing to do and I look like death. They're nice like that. What's your plan?

You have my email; please send me some of your death. I want to go too.

I have to drop off my wife to the hospital - her friend broke a leg (not a fixie skidder, strangely).
Maybe I will go the the Easts tomorrow, but have no babysitter yet.

@6pt - I told you that scythe was a good look for work. 5.30?

@EEI have you ever asked on classifieds for a babysitter?

I wouldnt trust anyone who browses the classified's on this forum with my kids*

*Note: I do not have any children that I am aware of and will negate any claims that I owe child benefit to anyone.

That sound about right, see you there. Plenty of time to get an un-shared bowl of chips in too...

I wouldnt trust anyone who browses the classified's on this forum with my kids*

*Note: I do not have any children that I am aware of and will negate any claims that I owe child benefit to anyone.

Note I asked, I didn't recommend! Although this forum seems to have every other skill set known to man.

See you there Tom.

Got the job! But start tomorrow so no south east for me.

i may be down early doors too, 6ish.

Got the job! But start tomorrow so no south east for me.

congratulations. also, pussy, so do i!

Congrats laner. Clearly they want you bad.

Do tell me this is not for courierieriering?

I'll be down early for one, bout 6.30ish.

Just finished my presentation. It was genius according to the advertising bosses! Not celebrating in the SU bar waiting for SE beers to start!

just finished my presentation. It was genius according to the three blind mice! Not celebrating in the su bar waiting for se beers to start!

ftfy

I'm going to King's College Hospital now. I will wave to you.

See you all about half six.

Xander post here when you go to the hoebuck. My phone is screwing up.

No, am home and pissed off by cock wombles. Why wait till after i have left to send a text saying that you no longer want to buy the fairing. Cockwomble.

May you next three dumps be hard and feel like the turd is slightly larger than your sphincter.

does this busy traffic on the forum mean that people are finally out of hibernation and shall be returning to SE more regularly?
fun night tonight, good to see everyone all together for once!

OK just got home, before i forget here are 3 funny things that happened in the space of me/xander/sumo leaving the pub;

1. New bar girl comes outside only to own up to owning the white Mixte frame which is S/S with a front brakk only. We had a jovial go at her telling her to ride fixed to which she replies "Nah its safe, this is a good frame" Coz that's gonna save ya...

2. I have no idea what xander and sumo said to that chap on the MTB but he was NOT happy i overtook him, came burning past onto the Bricklayers roundabout, wtf!??!

3. Jamaica Rd. Was perfecting my trackstanding skills at the lights and may have missed the green coz i was looking too awesome. Rather than marvel at my skills the car behind starts pipping to which i jump out of the blocks like a jack russel with its ass on fire. 20 secs later a 1-series BMW comes past me with two chaps staring at me. Ninja outfit on they don't do much as i could be Bruce Lee under there, so burn off into the night only for them to be scuppered by the lights further down. Timed the change and then destroyed the bus lane to Rotherhithe roundabout. No sight of the BMW. Morel of the story - take you dads car home and tell him to stop buying diesel engines the tight cunt.

Rant over, wicked night, see y'all soon.

Over & Out,

OSR.

that dude was just unhappy that you overtook him. As soon as you went past he wend into windmill mode and span like crazy rather than gearing up.

Loooool, he was loving it! I thought it was one of you two so shouted "Chiddy-Whoooooo!" at him as he went past. This gave him more encouragement to win the unwritten race to the roundabout.

Gotta love London, they don't make people like this anywhere else!

several things.

i should have bought butter/pizza on teh way home, now hunger, exacerbated by munchies, dayum...

for all you ex/non-smokers (long may it remain...) who enjoy the 'erb (lol!), and still wanna slam ph/f-at joints/L's/spliffs/zoot's/woteva, i srsly recommend greengo - tastes pretty good IMHO.

also, buy a grinder with a keif screen. shit. i was dry tonight but had received a pouch of greengo in the post so wanted to see "what it do". check keif screen, fuck, like 0.2g, straight in.

smokin':-

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