South East beers - Tuesdays @ The Roebuck, SE1 4YG

...So that's^^^^^ where it went wrong?

My mum says I can't come out tonight. I have homework to do.

...So that's^^^^^ where it went wrong?

HA!

thank you natti, i couldn't have said it better *err hmm, ja.
and just as i was about to ask you to write my posts from now on, or any public statement, when i stumbled over a tiny little thing here. that makes me question your intentions behind this well written translation. i tend to respectfully disagree. as far as i can tell, she is a fine young lady and i like to know more about her. no harm in that. to stand up and ask her was something i wanted to do, but would probably not have done without the little encouragement from you lot. it was and still is much appreciated.

and finally, right after a short and a bit extreme outburst of pubescent geniality futher back ^ there, we seem to have moved on. though i am surprised nobody actually mentioned flaming sausages to spice it up, it made me giggle.

thank you for a very nice evening, as it seemed everyone enjoyed themselves. so many fine stories* where traded and in retrospective comparison, mine seemed rather harmless, yet this particular one aroused resentment within natti. i apologize and did not mean to.

@xzwijloryc#$%bix: thank you and i think you are a good guy inside.
@charco: i know what you mean, i overslept, have a head the size of jupiter irritating me choosing two mismatching socks and subsequently slowing me down through massive drag as i tried to hack it to work today - all signs of a real good SE beers night with totally random people having met on the interwebz.

(* it included a friend's sister and mum plus a skateboard contest win then chit chat of some length about chain wear, leaving ones country for someone special and upcoming track day good times if i recall it all correctly yet still missing so many.)

ps: as of now everything seems to happen rather slow around me hence my more pronounced writing and coherent sentences. i am unsure weather this is a good thing and if it goes away all by it self ... it's lunch and i'll hit flat white's double espresso once more... and bang that picture comes back up.

anyway, i love highly pretentious digital artsy stuff as i, too, chose this to be my desired profession and as a matter of fact hereby announce, that i am currently looking for the next music video and/or ad production, where, given terms of financial compansation can be agreed upon, i can contribute with my talent and skillz to make a difference.

to be continued!

Oh and thanks to Timmy for the Bumtouch©

Anytime. X

thank you natti, i couldn't have said it better *err hmm, ja.
and just as i was about to ask you to write my posts from now on, or any public statement, when i stumbled over a tiny little thing here. that makes me question your intentions behind this well written translation.

reeen, 'lass' is a perfectly normal word for a woman or girl. No evil intentions behind it. That's one word you don't have to look up on urbandictionary--any normal dictionary will do. It's been around for a while.

You're not even a native English speaker, Oliver!

Reen, its short for lassbian.

You're not even a native English speaker, Oliver!

Neither are you. You're Australian!

Neither are you. You're Australian!

I balk at your racism.

"Verdammnt durch das Fleisch.." I wish I wasn't that disabled - it looks like I missed on great fun

...So that's^^^^^ where it went wrong?

I'm going to do horrible things to your toothbrush tonight now.

reeen, 'lass' is a perfectly normal word for a woman or girl. No evil intentions behind it. That's one word you don't have to look up on urbandictionary--any normal dictionary will do. It's been around for a while.

...and i always thought that the urbandic actually IS a normal dictionary. it is in "Se Internetz" afterall so it must be important. i stand corrected. let me ask one favour, whot is a normal one like then?

You're not even a native English speaker, Oliver!

Reen, its short for lassbian.

no it isn't!
oi, actually it's reeen ... like The Queeen! anyway, given there is a slight chance you might not be 100% serious here, i let it slip!

...this time!
*wiggles hand with erected index finger

I'm going to do horrible things to your toothbrush tonight now.

Eh? I was referring to Reen (in the picture).

Why don't you headbutt me in the groin while you're at it?

...Anyways, I've been doing vile to yours since you signed the contract to move in here.

...and i always thought that the urbandic actually IS a normal dictionary.

It's not--it's full of user contributions.

it is in "Se Internetz" afterall so it must be important. i stand corrected. let me ask one favour, whot is a normal one like then?

Get a Collins or a medium OED.

*wiggles hand with erected index finger

You might want to re-think your choice of words here. ;)

Anyways, I've been doing vile to yours since you signed the contract to move in here.

hey MG can i borrow that brush again i need to clean my toilet this time..

You might want to re-think your choice of words here. ;)

nope! got it outta one of them thick heavy bookz you recommend, you see.

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Eh? I was referring to Reen (in the picture).

Why don't you headbutt me in the groin while you're at it?

...Anyways, I've been doing vile to yours since you signed the contract to move in here.

Haha, just messin with ya dude ;)

Although I did wonder why the bristles on mine went a funny colour recently......

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shit, i'm hungover!

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I. Must. Not. Buy. Shit. Because. I'm. Hungover. I. Must. Not. Buy. Shit. Because. I'm. Hungover. I. Must. Not. Buy. Shit. Because. I'm. Hungover. I. Must. Not. Buy. Shit. Because. I'm. Hungover. I. Must. Not. Buy. Shit. Because. I'm. Hungover. I. Must. Not. Buy. Shit. Because. I'm. Hungover. I. Must. Not. Buy. Shit. Because. I'm. Hungover. I. Must. Not. Buy. Shit. Because. I'm. Hungover. I. Must. Not. Buy. Shit. Because. I'm. Hungover.

shit, i'm hungover!

Just eat something and then your hunger will be over.

rehydrate, bananas, tomatoes, sausage

May have just ordered a Geekhouse frame by accident.

Belt drive?

Just frame and forks.