South East beers - Tuesdays @ The Roebuck, SE1 4YG

Yep, I'll see you there for a beer and a bite... hopefully that curly haired girl is there again so I can not say anything to her again.

You loser. I had a couple of conversations with her. First one went like this, "I'll have a pint of guiness please." The second was very similar, except I changed it up some by adding words like "another" and "thanks".

Unfortunately a friend is coming over for dinner at ours tonight or I'd be there to show you how it's done.

Well i'll appear post 7 ish and I'm on the motorbike as my knee is still tender after my recent off.

haha... fair play Serk! I must admit, Im slightly partial to that bargirl too.

I think this is the bit where after I say she's fit, I have to say that I respect her as a person and I want to have sex with her wonderful mind... or something like that.

She wasn't that great.....was she?

haha... fair play Serk! I must admit, Im slightly partial to that bargirl too.

I think this is the bit where after I say she's fit, I have to say that I respect her as a person and I want to have sex with her wonderful minge... or something like that.

Fixed. With apologies to Nat in advance.

haha... fair play Serk! I must admit, Im slightly partial to that bargirl too.

I think this is the bit where after I say she's fit, I have to say that I respect her as a person and I want to have sex with her wonderful mind... or something like that.

I think we're pretty safe in giving each other advice on how best to approach someone we find attractive. Although I should warn you, I've been married for 6 years and I've been with my wife for 13 years so I am probably the last person you should talk to about how to approach women.

One thing I can tell you, never tell a woman you want to have sex with her mind. I'm pretty sure that's only legal in a few Southern States in the US, and then only acceptable in families where it's okay to marry your cousin.

Wonderful, we will doubtless now have an ex-courier and current bike shop co-operative member turning up on a cargo bike stocked to the gunnels with Napalm.

Yeah, she's gonna be pissed with all this.

Let's move on eh?

Time to get busy with the Edit>delete function you sexist pigs.

Nup... Im no edit-monkey.

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Uh oh...

The Bendix still looks at us? waves

You're perfectly safe Balki- she never strays South of the river anymore.

But she has her minion who works south of the river now.

Lies! About the south of the river bit, I forgot to quote Dammit and I'm too lazy to go back. In fact I'm going to be on Tooley Street at 6pm tonight... but I have to go to some birthday drinks in Farringdon so can't make it this week.

I do want to see this new pub though.

But she has her minion who works south of the river now.

What if we find a pub surrounded by running water?

Its good little pub Bendix. You should join us next week.

Has SE drinks changed venue, or is it just a new trial?

Jury is still out Ash- we are currently in the long term test of the Roebuck.

Initial reactions are positive.

Might do. Shame I can't make tonight cos I've just finished laying out a BEAUTIFUL report on objectification and sexism in the workplace and I am well up for giving a lecture on feminism.

Where is this new location for SE beers you speak of?

The Roebuck, Great Dover Street SE1

Gutted cannot make it this week guys, just as I got over the bloody flu I managed to pick up a chest infection, a yearly occurence as a result of my mild asthma the doctor tells me, fucking annoying to say the least, so no trix, no drinking, and no doing much at all really for a day or two!

I fancy a drink, intersperced with lectures on why men are c*unts. Then people will stare at my fatness, and it will all click into place.