South East beers - Tuesdays @ The Roebuck, SE1 4YG

Tuesday drinks? I'm a bit concerned that at hald 9 I am already thinking about beers but hey .....

out tonight, gotta date with the ocado man.

I might be down a bit later on if I can finish work early and go for a run first.

thought you were bringing your mate for all the single blokes to try and chat up.

Me and said mate were on the scotch until 6am on Sunday morning to bring a truly tremendous 18 hour bender to an end. A booze up so perverse that I ended up having my tie being eaten by a goat.

My liver only stopped hurting yesterday. The requirement to pay penance in the form of exercise is great.

This goat to be precise.

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I'm not sure whether it was Barney or Elvis but either way I'm going back to curry the bastard.

Honestly. You just can't have a kip in a field without worrying about having your clothing eaten by a goat any more.

I ended up having my tie being eaten by a goat.

Singlehandedly destroying the euph contest

Surely you mean ewephemism?

Surely you mean ewephemism?

And you moan at hatbeard's jokes? nerged

What have I become?

out tonight, gotta date with the ocado man.

Great premise for a porno

• I have a delivery for a Mr Beard

• Why don't you come round the rear and drop the load?

What have I become?

I knew I shouldn't have left you...

I knew I shouldn't have left you...

You know its bad when a 12 year old feels responsible for not being around to mentor you.

The kings arms is now closed btw

14 Dan, I'm 14. You knew what we were doing was wrong, I never wanted that trip to France...

And stop PM'ing me, save your threats for twitter like everyone else.

Repped (I deny everything).

Great premise for a porno

[*]I have a delivery for a Mr Beard

[*]Why don't you come round the rear and drop the load?

nah i always give them a hand but they're not allowed inside, they have to drop the load at the front.

it's messier as there's stuff everywhere but i prefer to clean up by myself once they've left.

Let me just reacharound those bags and grab that baguette....

HatBeard would make a great bear cub.

Ugh, sorry, I can't believe I just wrote that.

Never go to the Vauxhall Tavern Ciq...

To the Tavern!

A good friend of mine who looks like Ciq (with a bit more face hair) moved to Argentina in 2001 and thought that his nickname was "bear" because whenever he was in nightclubs blokes used to refer to him as "oso" or ask him if he was an "oso".

He then learned spanish and realised that it wasn't really a nickname.

Pronto!