South East beers - Tuesdays @ The Roebuck, SE1 4YG

Most people are shorter when they sit down...

Not if the seat is really high.

Nelalllliiiillliiii get that roof built!

If I potatochop it, an one of the product designers build it? I'm not that good with a spanner.

I'm an engineer, i'll build it ;-)

I would be geared, as i have a geared bike. 90 would be painful on a tarck bike. I wont have any 'issues' either. Seems to have cleared. I did 70 to brighton on the tarck with issues so i suspect that 90 with gears and no issues should be fine!

Cant believe you doubt me... Sniff sniff... if you dont want me too, ill go with dan where its flat.

Would I doubt you..?! Sounds fine. 90 miles without many hills would be fine, just wasn't sure if this was possible. Dan can you send me your route?

no no no, you're the wrong kind of engineer, you'll get oil on it.

So what time are we getting this thing started?

Be there about 5.30 or 6 depending on how quickly I can be bothered to move from my seat

loving rich's avatar. finish here at 6, should be at the buck by half 6.
/illicit at-work posting

So what time are we getting this thing started?

I read that as 'what time are we getting this thread started'

I was liiike 'it's well underway you stoner!'

Said the stoner to the non stoner

This is true, i would also be better placed if said tarck was in the middle of the north sea full of hairy Scotsmen.

no no no, you're the wrong kind of engineer, you'll get oil on it.

Said the owl to the pussycat

ftfy

Oh snap Xander, he called you a pussyclat!

Said the actress to the bishop

nudge nudge, wink wink, know what i mean, know what i mean

Oh snap Xander, he called you a pussyclat!

Pussyclat? We getting all ghetto now are we?

Oh snap Xander, he called you a pussyclat!

Yo imma merk this pussyhole when i see him, i got my shank ready

The bishop probably says no and eyes up the small choirboy in the corner...

I been ghetto since day one!

lamb shank?

I don't stone!

Damn it, I just smeared yogurt on my hand which mixed with a thousand pen stains and now my keyboard looks cak.

Cak!

I'm ghetto like coat-hanger tv aerials! I haven't had a haircut in months but I still go baber-shop just to hang out and buy bootleg kung-fu films.

Xander, do you want that HED3? PM me, bwoi and bring the cash.

Who's in the Roebuck tonight? I'll be there if it's not raining too much (no brakes) to swap shirts with Matt.

PM'd!

I'm in for 1 or 2 around 6:00 then I have to dash back to the ghetto for some urgent ghetto bizniss.

The stoopid cold which stopped me coming last week has come back, after letting me think it had gone yesterday. Not sure drinking is a good idea, might see how I feel in a bit. Gah. :/

I'm in for 1 or 2 around 6:00 then I have to dash back to the ghetto for some urgent ghetto bizniss.

Your mum run out of Kool Aid?*

*) I find it offensive, that you can find that shit on the Caribbean shelf in Tesco.