South East beers - Tuesdays @ The Roebuck, SE1 4YG

I think Sorethroat should come. cos so far everyone else who's back out is now coming.

Excuse me, but might i point out that there is

ONLY
ONE
OF
ME

But i do have a lot of love to give

do you hug your colleagues?

and your clients?

Ha!

no

I think they're typically referred to as his 'johns' not clients.

hmmm. I don't understand. Having a foreign moment...

I had an uncle called John.

I have no clients...

hmmm. I don't understand. Having a foreign moment...

I had an uncle called John.
+1

Except mine wasnt called John... He was called Colson

it's what american prostitutes call their 'customers'

I'm saying he's a man-whore.

I think your jokes are so much funnier when I make you break them down. Thank you.

oh... I have to leave my desk now.

Peace out yo.

See you 6ish

^^ this is why i'm worth more, I'm wasted on you lot.

Believe it or not (and I am aware that I could have phrased it more sensitively) but I was trying to save you from making a fool of yourself again.

I won't rehash ancient history, we all know what happened.

I find your "you weren't there man, you don't know!" act a bit interesting- as far as I can make out (and in common with the majority of forum activities that you post in the thread of) your normal MO is to commit to coming, then post afterward saying "couldn't be bothered/get away from the Olsen twins and the bath-tub of champagne/etc"

The barmaid does not like you because you got shit-faced, shouted drunken obscenities at everyone outside the pub, then vandalised the Boris bike on the stand.

It's not sexual jealousy because she heard you say you liked the other barmaid more than her.

But you get points for trying to claim that version of reality, it's certainly the one I'd prefer to be true if I were in your shoes.

If you hate the Roebuck so much, why don't you go and have a look at the other pubs in SE London, then report back in, say, 2015?

Really? Your version of events is interesting as once again you were not there. It was nothing to do with sexual jealousy but that is another one of your interesting creations, where have I even gone near that one?. Why does it have to be a sexual jealousy thing, its an impolite/rude thing. Also where has the abuse of people outside, where has this come from? Or is do a skid abuse to you? Once again you really are thinking of someone else, and once again you weren't there, that night but know everything that happened.

Raff, please cool it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZUq6N7Gx1c

This is a public forum and you're airing your dirty washing in it.

waaait a second... is that weird rumour about me leaving SEs because I was jealous of a barmaid anything to do with lynx? I've always wondered where on earth that came from, seeing as I had absolutely no idea who or what anyone was talking about...

Not that it matters. I've just always been curious.

No its fuck all to do with me, but never let the truth get in the way. I've only ever met you and/or scott at se and once and that was dropping off some bags.

I started attending drinks awhile after you stopped.

tough day; need booze

tough day; need booze

this thread would turn anyone to drink.... oh wait!

^^word up

I think Sorethroat should come. cos so far everyone else who's back out is now coming.

Sorethroat is currently drenched in sweat and cursing the world and everyone in it. He almost definitely won't come.

That said I do fancy an ice cold shandy. Don't think you can get em ice cold though.

I'm almost wasted on you guys.

Hi
any South East Beer Night in the South East like Folkestone Way?