Angry (soon to be ex) Girlfriend Needs New Boyfriend. Any takers?

Due to the fallout of Sunday night (fresh making it home with nothing but a used jonny up has arse) Angry Girlfriend wants to be Angry Ex-Girfriend. Bad news for fresh but good news for all those of you out there looking for a young lady to cuddle up to (when she's not that angry). So, if you fancy trying your luck and fancy being abused, post here and see if shes interested.

Realationshipist

Fuck me this is a piss poor thread AND it should be in the M&M section

I like being kicked in the balls.
Too late to edit. I'll remind you of this next time I see you.

This thread was only ment to be a bit of fun. It seems to have left a bad taste in some peoples mouths so I apologise to them and espetialy fresh.

So you're not really dumping someone for being bummed?

this shit's cold. but the fact that its been put on the internet, not by fresh but by angry girlfriend then its fair game.

I'm hoping for a happy ending.........making up and all that.

Neg rep. It's insulting and intrusive to those involved, and patronising to angry girlf to boot.

You guys really suffer from compassion fail at times.

Neg rep. It's insulting and intrusive to those involved, and patronising to angry girlf to boot.

You guys really suffer from compassion fail at times.

It's just not cricket...

Its official Andrew you are a cad.

This thread belongs in 'miscellaneous and meaningless', surely.

This thread belongs in the bin

Everything about this thread is wrong and bad.

Except:

oooh i see Dogs is active on this thread.... ;)

ha!

This thread was only ment to be a bit of fun. It seems to have left a bad taste in some peoples mouths so I apologise to them and espetialy fresh.

I thought it was funny.

But yes, this thread should be deleted please.

Everything about this thread is wrong and bad.

Except:

ha!

hehe, i thought the same

^^Or perhaps replaced with a list of GA2G's ex-girlfriends?

is this her?

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Dogs, :( She ain't fat, she ain't black. Nope. That ain't any woman I would go near......not even to help her cross the street! That's almost necrophilia!

And BMMF, you would be shocked at the true number of girlfriends I've had. Because they're ladies on this forum, I'll just say, its more than 3. That makes it sound decent. But you're mistaken if you think fat guys don't get any....... :))

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Dogs, :( She ain't fat, she ain't black. Nope. That ain't any woman I would go near......not even to help her cross the street! That's almost necrophilia!

And BMMF, you would be shocked at the true number of girlfriends I've had. Because they're ladies on this forum, I'll just say, its more than 3. That makes it sound decent. But you're mistaken if you think fat guys don't get any....... :))

Continue.

"they're ladies on this forum" - are you saying you've dated stelle, Em, and dogsballs?

Go on, shock me, you dirty fucking slag (but I never suggested fat guys don't score).

PinkGotti, you've been saved. Somehow this is going to turn onto me.

Must be coz I is bleck.

Maybe coz I is fat.

Could be coz I like OTPs, (NOT OAPs Dogs!!!)

You fellas make me LAUGH!!!!!

Anyway, leave Dogs out of this. He may only be half a man, but that doesn't make him a woman.

Your maths is fucked. :))

it was supposed to be fresh's missus, post-whore BMMF posted at the wrong time ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkv8e6aUcxc

I don't consider myself a post-whore in the internet forum sense, but I quite like the label if it's a reflection of my status as being someone who used to be a bit of a whore. Thanks.

(NOT OAPs Dogs!!!)

No. Clearly that's my speciality...
;-(