This weeks fixtures & results (2008 - Summer 09)

mark dont make me say it.

Are you going to call me a "fag" to be "edgy" and irreverent?

"fatty"

how do you get jet lag when your body covers 5 times zones?

What is this ?? A fat-off ?

it has its own time zone.

Object, will be good to see you again mate.

Just a shame it's a league game and I'll be teaching you how to play again.

What is this ?? A fat-off ?

most boring disc wheels in the world

Object, will be good to see you again mate.

Just a shame it's a league game and I'll be teaching you how to play again.

worst shit talking ever award!

Object, will be good to see you again mate.

Just a shame it's a league game and I'll be teaching you how to play again.

ha ha...kill him lads...andy not object.

andy i got the ambulance on stand by... not to come to your aid.

worst shit talking ever award!

Oh yeah - most boring disc wheels in the world ??

That's cutting mate, really cutting. Runner-up prize for your good self.

Oh yeah - most boring disc wheels in the world ??

That's cutting mate, really cutting. Runner-up prize for your good self.

ha fail still makes you the winner!

toss pot. if i were you id ride straight to the hospital... and smash your bike up, and beat yourself in the face with your own mallet.

ha fail still makes you the winner!

toss pot. if i were you id ride straight to the hospital... and smash your bike up, and beat yourself in the face with your own mallet.

Why the hospital ? I can manage this on court ......

I need that as my avatar.

I'm jet lagged and sick, but you guys still need Max to make up for Ray's polo deficiencies.

I don't blame you guys, really.

You coming down? I need to true my wheel.

You're fat! You're gay! You're a girl!

Man, these are really cutting to the bone. I'm dreading the moment the mom jokes are deployed.

Keep up John, he's helping me and tomasito piss all over NS tonight.

You coming down? I need to true my wheel.

Ha! Yeah. Sorry about that.

Object, will be good to see you again mate.

Just a shame it's a league game and I'll be teaching you how to play again.
The closest you'll ever come to being a good polo player is peeling my shredded skin off the floor of the court and eating it.

The closest you'll ever come to being a good polo player is peeling my shredded skin off the floor of the court and eating it.

Ha! There we go.

You're fat! You're gay! You're a girl!

Man, these are really cutting to the bone. I'm dreading the moment the mom jokes are deployed.
There's no point, we all know you were an unwanted pregnancy. Your mom tried to terminate you five or six times.

One question though, how many of those were post birth?

Oh yeah? Well you're a fat, gay, girl!

You're fat! You're gay! You're a girl!

Man, these are really cutting to the bone. I'm dreading the moment the mom jokes are deployed.

ha!