Marmite

My sister told me she likes Vegemite a lot better because it has that special "vomit taste" which marmite is sorely missing.

My missus thinks the ales I drink taste like vomit. I've never got 'vom' from Vegemite or ale so I think women must flawed when it comes to taste. Off with their heads!

My missus thinks the ales I drink taste like vomit. I've never got 'vom' from Vegemite or ale so I think women must flawed when it comes to taste. Off with their heads!

....so you'd like a lady who drinks your beer and eats your vegemite?

but I do like Twiglets! wtf?

Twiglets! Fuck, I'm off out to get some

wtf, 1000+ votes for vegemite?!

My missus thinks the ales I drink taste like vomit. I've never got 'vom' from Vegemite or ale so I think women must flawed when it comes to taste. Off with their clothes!

You mean...

Twiglets taste great, but then leave you with a mouth full of.......well twigs, once the taste has gone.

Bastards.

YouTube - Bieber Eating A Twiglet (On A Talk Show)

WTF is wrong with that cunts head?

....so you'd like a lady who buys your beer and your vegemite?

Yes.

wtf, that still image looks like some kind of grooming is going on

wtf, 1000+ votes for vegemite?!

Told you it fucking rocks. Marmite is for cretins.

I'm rather lost for words that the natural order of the world has been so upset in this thread.

Vegemite is the retarded cousin of marmite.

I bought some once because the shop had not Marmite, it was a poor replacement.

Twiglets! Fuck, I'm off out to get some

The other day I went to put a partially eaten bag in my desk-drawer-of-snacks and found an unopened bag in there I forgot I had!

Twiglets taste great, but then leave you with a mouth full of.......well twigs, once the taste has gone.

Bastards.

They are burny. They stab my tongue. I can't figure out why I love them! I have discovered that some bags are burnier than others.

I'm rather lost for words that the natural order of the world has been so upset in this thread.
Marmite is Vegemite's least favourite gimp.
It's the truth and the light darkness.

I bought some once because the shop had not Vegemite, it was a poor replacement.
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Eating Vegemite is like having sex whilst wearing a condom.

Marmite on the other hand is as God intended.

Eating Vegemite is like having sex whilst wearing a condom.

Eating Marmite is like not having any sex at all, ever.
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People who prefer Vegemite to Marmite should never be allowed to have sex, lest they procreate and further their wrongness

People who prefer Vegemite to Marmite should be allowed to have sex with anyone they please, so they procreate and further their awesomeness
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Beer waste, becometh food is full of wineth upon yonder toaste.

Hippy as he posts in this thread:

Mr Wrong is so right.