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Exactly, mine was like 'can you name those plants in the window behind me' and 'what kind of soil does a camelia need' or 'when do you prune xyz'

Hey all, my company is expanding my team at the moment. This is a great opportunity if your interested in getting into CSR/Sustainability Consultation and Reporting. The job in question is for a role as a Junior Implementation Consultant. Based in Cambridge but there is an opportunity to spend some days working from home (i'm based in London). Please see the link for more info for criteria and more info. Send me a message if you have any questions. Good IT skills + environmental background are definite plus points.

http://www.credit360.com/credit/site/careers.acds

PM'd! Also if anyone else knows of anything sustainability consultancy-wise, for a recent graduate with a couple of years experience in wind energy developments and sustainability in construction, let me know!

Its Kensington so the test will most probably be along the lines of, "can you point out the Clematis and Magnolia in this picture"

Exactly, mine was like 'can you name those plants in the window behind me' and 'what kind of soil does a camelia need' or 'when do you prune xyz'

That's why I have a team of gardeners, no? :-)
You don't ask a bank manager to point a five pound note.

http://www.britishcycling.org.uk/membership/article/bcst-Vacancies

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does anyone know of or is able to produce a prototype product from material I will supply?

You would need access to a sewing machine capable of stitching together relatively thick material.

Any Polish girls around? I know there's quite few Poles on here. Perhaps it can be somebody's sister or girlfriend?

Jak w temacie. Polska nastolatka poszukiwana do glownej roli w filmie fabularnym. Osoby zainteresowane prosze o przeslanie emaila, ze zdjeciem, informacja czy ma ona doswiadczenie aktorskie, i ogolnie zyciorys. Prosze wziac pod uwage, ze zdjecia beda trwaly 6 tygodni od poczatku kwietnia.
Przedzial wiekowy 16-19 lat. Bohaterka filmu ma lat 17.
Polka mowiaca po angielsku z mocnym polskim akcentem, czyli nie moze to byc osoba tutaj urodzona, ani ktos kto przyjechal 10 lat temu i nie slychac w mowie polskosci.

LOOKING FOR A YOUNG POLISH GIRL, THE FOLD

The Fold is a Feature film being shot in Cornwall & Bristol from April 2nd for 6
weeks.

It is the story of a Middle aged English woman who, following the death of
her daughter moves to Cornwall.

There she meets an orphaned Polish girl, Kaska, who has come to Cornwall for the daffodil picking season. She starts by helping her learn English so she can stay in England & make a new life for herself & they establish a close relationship. However is she just trying to replace her lost daughter?

WE ARE LOOKING FOR A GENUINE POLISH GIRL TO PLAY KASKA AGED 17.

I am interested in hearing from anyone who would be interested in auditioning.
She should be aged between 16 & 19 & speak good English with a Polish accent.
It is a big part but not essential that you have acting experience but must be
interested in performing.

KASKA is a very attractive girl in a strongly individual way – she is pale skinned,
clear faced with a dark look in her eyes.
She is troubled yet very vulnerable.

IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN BEING CONSIDERED PLEASE E‐MAIL YOUR
DETAILS TO info@aniaspoland.com

I need to know your age, any acting experience you may have had & if possible a recent photograph

Kind regards,

Ania Heasley
Tel. 0208 769 0509 or 07932 741 060
email: ania@aniaspoland.com

Still looking...

Artworker/Graphic Designer (mainly print)/Retoucher
Any offers much appreciated...
Based in SW London would be nice (or outskirts) but anything considered.

scott as a one of do you want to design a logo and some tshirts for me ? pm if interested

Admin Assistant/ Receptionist job going at the London Regional Education Centre of the org I work for. Background info here: http://www.london.wea.org.uk/ Will be 9-5, Monday - Friday. Didn't read the blurb but I imagine around £20k. Might not be the most dynamic job but they're a great organisation, socialist principles, lots of opportunities to train and work your way up.

Anyone who might be interested should pm me an email address and I'l forward all the deets on.

scott as a one of do you want to design a logo and some tshirts for me ? pm if interested

I can shoot your wedding if you do my plumbing.

Fishing & Shooting Sales Advisor

Farlows currently have a vacancy for a sales advisor to join our fishing and shooting teams on a full-time (including Saturdays) basis at our London store. The successful candidate will have an excellent all-round knowledge of game fishing and shooting both in the UK and abroad.
We are looking for a presentable, well mannered individual with a confident manner and a passion for country pursuits. The role includes sales (with an emphasis on customer service) and general shop duties.

To apply please send or email your CV together with a letter outlining relevant experience to support your application to:-

Max Sardi,
Fishing Manager,
Farlows,
9 Pall Mall,
London,
SW1Y 5NP
T.0207 4841011
max.sardi@farlows.co.uk

Closing date for applications 5th February 2012

^xander

I kinda want to apply for this.

I know a tonne about fishing and shooting, but would be constantly having a private giggle at being vegan.

Ah, I couldn't really do it, my off sense of humour wouldn't make up for feeling like I'm letting my ethics down.

The admin job from yesterday, plus a more senior support role, now on the WEA website: http://www.wea.org.uk/jobs

@Nhatt
You could encourage people to buy guns that don't shoot straight...

Shoot vegetables?

TBF, I haven't shot a gun since I moved here, and the only rifle I own is a .22

I doubt I could hit a deer if it walked up to me and offered me a banana.

Get a DSLR instead and shoot hipster stuff.

Do deers regularly offer bananas? I feel this is something I've missed out on.

Will I see this in America?

Mi5 has a role:
https://www.mi5.gov.uk/careers/showjob.aspx?id=80
Intelligence officer.

They have an online game for it and everything:
https://www.mi5.gov.uk/careers/investigative-challenge.aspx

I got 7/8.
Disappointed to miss a point.

Do deers regularly offer bananas? I feel this is something I've missed out on.

Will I see this in America?

Oh Cake. So young. So uniformed.

Can I just ask that when we are in the woods you don't bring your Kindle? The bears go nuts for them, will literally tear you limb from limb just to get their paws on a chance to read about Peter Andre.

SRSLY?

Next you'll be telling me they shit in the woods.

Do they look like they don't know where the toilet is?