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  • London: Civilised
    York: Exciting.

    Jorvik Viking Centre ftw!

  • It smells though - Jorvik that is.

  • What is it about our capital that makes it great for you?

    Racists, you can piss anywhere, lots of roads.

  • This is good, if you can find it:

  • But it's up there... ^^

  • This is good, if you can find it:

    That one is shit, this one is better, it's all about the subterranean world beneath the one that other book goes on about.

  • ^ amazon link please :D

  • This has got legs...

  • ^ amazon link please :D

    How fucking lazy are you? What did your last servants die of?

  • Not to lower the tone or anything, but i'm going with a serious anwser here. I have tried to find why it is that I tried so hard to stay in london, what does it have, that the only place that comes close in NYC?

    The people are a huge selling point, and i mean every one, from the dirty west end Essex girls who keep slurring "I like Americans" and giving you "fuck me in the ally over there, come on, you wont be the frist or the last, tonight", to all the messengers, and fakengers that convinced me to go to that club, and then go to that ally, then took me to the VD clinic.

    i smell bullshit.

  • yeah.

    he went to the VD clinic on his own

  • dirty west end Essex girls

    huh??

  • The Essex girls are all in the City, with the Aussie men.

    It's real lowest common denominator stuff.

  • society slips another rung down the ladder of evolution

  • It smells though - Jorvik that is.

    lol i've been there and it really does stink of shit.

  • There are communities of crabs in the Mersea mudflats with more sophistication than the average post-work piss-up in the financial district.

  • +1

    The best steak (entrecôte) I've ever had was in Alpe d'Huez. London food isn't bad but the places I used to enjoy going to (like the New Picadilly in Soho) are all being bought out. Just takes a bit more effort to find good places now I suppose.

    mooks has new picadilly been bought out??? its on my list of restaurants to eat at. shit... I really wanted to do all of them.

  • There are communities of crabs in the Mersea mudflats with more sophistication than the average post-work piss-up in the financial district.

    Yes, there are also saplings in Germany's famous "Black Forest" that have been known to exhibit amounts of intelligence, culture and humility far exceeding the entire trading floor at Morgan Stanley Dean Witter Witter Witter Fuckwhilstle Finchley Road and Frognal Bank.

  • Racist.

  • Racist.

    Florist.

  • That is like clever and shit.

  • That is like clever and shit.

    I know.

  • That is like smug and shit.

  • There are communities of crabs in the Mersea mudflats with more sophistication than the average post-work piss-up in the financial district.

    Have you been watching me, you dirty perv?

  • I said 'crabs in the Mersea mudflats', not the ones nesting in your pubes.

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