F*** me, Ding Day

Such cynacism on this thread

I'm gonna strap a Gong to my bars just to be different! (bring on the 'strap on' jokes)

The noises you make in the face of impending pedestrian-related doom are pretty funny. Most of the time all I can manage is 'whooooaaaaaaOOOHHAAARGGHHH....OI!'

The noises you make in the face of impending pedestrian-related doom are pretty funny. Most of the time all I can manage is 'whooooaaaaaaOOOHHAAARGGHHH....OI!'

I think that we all do that....how about we setup

www.whooooaaaaaaOOOHHAAARGGHHHOI-day.org.uk

as a competing day?

I saw a guy aggressively ringing his bell (ding ding ding ding ding ding ding) to warn a truck he was under-taking him as the truck was turning left..... that'll do it, good one...

I saw a guy aggressively ringing his bell (ding ding ding ding ding ding ding) to warn a truck he was under-taking him as the truck was turning left..... that'll do it, good one...
i had a go at a numpty doing the same thing a while back to a bus that was pulling out from a stop.

wednesday, same day they are running the particle collider thing at CERN.

Could be a really strange day where london is consumed by the ringing of a thousand bells while a black hole begins to open up.

The end of the world is nigh!

Well I think its a lovely idea, and its a shame that the rest of you can't find the generosity of spirit to join in this heartwarming celebration of two-wheeled transport.

or play collete, till her ears bleed!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTYwZNSwoow&feature=related

mmmm spandex.

the squelchy bass line in that tune reminds me of super mario kart on the snes form back in the day...

also, i hate bells.

wednesday, same day they are running the particle collider thing at CERN.

Could be a really strange day where london is consumed by the ringing of a thousand bells while a black hole begins to open up.

repreive. they're starting it up on wednesday but not planning any full on particle collisions until next month.

i liked the fact about the number of revolutions the particles do of the 30+ kilometre "track". it was over 11,000 revs per second. that's pretty quick.

personally (speaking as a qualified cosmologist) i think everyone is going to start speaking backwards like in twin peaks. or that red dwarf episode.

^"Nurse Bell, ding-dong."

i have a horn??

i have the horn??

Collete is a very attractive lady.

Well I think its a lovely idea, and its a shame that the rest of you can't find the generosity of spirit to join in this heartwarming celebration of two-wheeled transport.

Loan me a bell?

Loan me a bell?

I could probably rustle up a joke about a bell-end....

With all the dings expected today, you may need some protection.

Be careful!

Well ? I didn't hear one bell today

Well ? I didn't hear one bell today

Me either. I saw a lot of bell-ends though. Does that count?

don't mention the bells

a lot of bell ends on the roads today

I don't have a bell but do sometimes yell "Ding Dong" at stupid pedestrians. Last thing we need is to be encouraging bell ringers, you have a small bell no one cares.

wahey! I just shout HONK HONK HONK HONK...

Poo - I thought Dale was back in the fray, but he's just been bumped :(

Some of us were lucky enough to be blessed with his honorable company last night.
More specifically, those who opted for the pub instead of the TNRC!