F*** me, Ding Day

OMG, do we need to encourage those frenzied bell ringers even more?!? How about, people actually say hello??!

http://www.dingday.org/

I don't have a bell but do sometimes yell "Ding Dong" at stupid pedestrians. Last thing we need is to be encouraging bell ringers, you have a small bell no one cares.

OMG, do we need to encourage those frenzied bell ringers even more?!? How about, people actually say hello??!
http://www.dingday.org/

'Talk' to someone in London? Are you fucking crazy?! :)

They'd probably knife you

And your family too

And your dog

Every time you say hello in London, a puppy dies.

my bell alternatives: "oi!", "yo!", "stop!", "nooOOO!" "ARGH!"

Hello, your form of transport is the same as mine we must be kindred souls isn't everything wonderful when you're on a bike... bla bla bla

No fuck off you bastard and leave me to be miserable on my own.

next month is Hug a Roadie month.

newbies take note, this is a proper thread related to cycling and yet we can slag others off at the same time!!

what about kiss a policeman or police-woman day?!?

Only if its on the lips.

If I want another cyclist to notice me I just crash into them.

thats what the fluoro noddy's do

I cant help but think that people have too little to do in their miserable little lives, if they have time to actually set up a website for this shite! I reckon we should bombard Kathleen Alder ( the organiser of Ding day ) with ridiculous and pointless emails.. Or just keep phoning the number on the site and letting off air horns down the phone..

or bells! ;)

no lock them in the tower of london, and have every tourist who comes by ding a bike bell.

God you're all so negative! I'm going to get my bell out and give it a right good wringing on dingday.

or play collete, till her ears bleed!!

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

I cant help but think that people have too little to do in their miserable little lives, if they have time to actually set up a website for this shite! I reckon we should bombard Kathleen Alder ( the organiser of Ding day ) with ridiculous and pointless emails.. Or just keep phoning the number on the site and letting off air horns down the phone..

Epic logical fallacy fail...

Clearly the irony of my post wasn't lost on everybody..

God you're all so negative! I'm going to get my bell out and give it a right good wringing on dingday.

You'll get arrested for that, fnar fnar..

he certainly may find a copper trying to take down his particulars etc.

the sandwich delivery man in my office has a little bell to announce his arrival. except he obviously doesn't understand the concept of sound (as in that it travels though the air at severqal hundred mph and is omnidirectional and capable of reflecting round corners etc) because instead of just ringing his little bell once vaguely in the direction of the office (which would easily sufice), he walks a comprehensive and puposeful circuit of the entire place passing every single desk, ringing as he goes with a weird blank look on his face. he does this every single day. i'm thinking of bringing in a big "lunchbell" style clanger and following him about, crashing and clanging away shouting "HOW YOU LIKE THEM BELLS!" ding ding.