I confess...

Simply turn you head to the right, cover your left nostril with your right hand, and exhale sharply through your right nostril. Anyone following too closely will get a faceful of snot!
Beware: It is very easy to end up with a snotty shoulder.

this too

I confess... I have far too much spare time on my hands at present

Anyone slower than you on a particular day, you nodder. :)

Some nodders are pretty fast once they get going.

yeah you should know ;-)

Hippy:

"he's a knob too...
I tend to accelerate away from them"

AGREE. If someone wants to draft me I like to make them work for it.

I find it is a fucker trying to draft a racing bike when I am riding 57 GI ... having to spin my arse off to just keep on the wheel, is fun until the roadie cranks it up to the big gear and I ain't got no chance.

what is this thread about again, drafting? you didnt draft me yesterday dude, I was drafting Davey

what is this thread about again, drafting? you didnt draft me yesterday dude, I was drafting Davey

Yeah well .. I was hungover and knackered and my first time doing a massive ride fixed .. considering I didn't walk up any of the hill I think I did alright. Anyway as you know the flat is where I rule the roost.

Simply turn you head to the right, cover your left nostril with your right hand, and exhale sharply through your right nostril. Anyone following too closely will get a faceful of snot!
Beware: It is very easy to end up with a snotty shoulder.

Bush hankey aka Snot Rocket

Some nodders are pretty fast once they get going.

To you perhaps. I have super powers, remember?

Yeah well .. I was hungover and knackered and my first time doing a massive ride fixed .. considering I didn't walk up any of the hill I think I did alright. Anyway as you know the flat is where I rule the roost.

......you have been hungover on every ride I have ever been on with you.......
p.s are you a bird now?

......you have been hungover on every ride I have ever been on with you....... [quote]

This maybe true ... I am borderline alcoholic.

[quote]p.s are you a bird now?

Surely if I was ruling the roost I would be a cock ? ... and I have had many people describe me as such.

yeah, er, in the north being a cock is a good thing....(runs for cover from Lucifer....)

yeah, er, in the north being a cock is a good thing....(runs for cover from Lucifer....)

Don't know what that means. And Super natural beings like lucifer do not exist .. so don't worry.

^^ Luke, the web dev god sure knows how to fuck up BB Code formatting eh!

cock of the school, cock o the north, that sort of thing, its a winning moniker (thats a name you dullard)
General Lucifer is very real, and very northern I can assure you......

^^ Luke, the web dev god sure knows how to fuck up BB Code formatting eh!

will you stick to English please?

Hippocrite!

I confess I liked your new bike a lot yesterday BTW

cock of the school, cock o the north, that sort of thing, its a winning moniker (thats a name you dullard)
General Lucifer is very real, and very northern I can assure you......

I am a southern fairy , what do I know about the north? , the furthest North I have been in London. Anyway this is all irrelevant ... I am being proper lazy and having a dominoes delivered.

^^ Luke, the web dev god sure knows how to fuck up BB Code formatting eh!

I have been drinking.

I confess I liked your new bike a lot yesterday BTW

aaah. thanks. I liked youre cap.

swap?

swap you for a tweed run hemp print bag, filled with organic vegetables grown in my garden?

I made the vegetables bit up

swap you for a tweed run hemp print bag

I would rather die.