I confess...

beanpie...she should have looked. not exactly like a leg is a small thing, old age doesn't absolve people of the responsibility to look where they are going.

Cheers velo.

Had the person appeared able-bodied I would have laughed directly into their face, but when I saw the pensioner I couldn't help wondering if she was able to see the leg. I'm sure she could but I have an annoying habit of trying to accept 50% of the blame in any situation.

I guess, if her eyesight was dodgy she should have taken more care instead of recklessly dashing for the 39p off pork susages.

Oooh er...I'm going to hell where I'll have a small room with a hot floor.

I confess

the other day at the rollas brendan asked me if I sometimes chose to ride into confrontational situations, could I see them coming up ahead and did I then carry on anyway just to have an excuse to shout at someone

I provaricated and tried to dodge the question

actually he was right, there are moments for example when I can see someone is pulling out without bothering to look and that I then pedal up and tap their window (possibly bang on it) and shout at them for being unobservant idiots

I just love an excuse to tell an idiot that they are an idiot

however brendan has made me more self aware, so hopefully I can begin moderating myself a little more

brendan - I thank you for asking the question that left me feeling uncomfortable

:0

you don;t say, you actually sometimes enjoy shouting at people!?

Until a while back, thanks to their logo, I always thought there were two ways of spelling this, Disney and Disnep.

I have been helping my sister decorate her house for the past few months. Very slow going as she is hardly ever home. This weekend, my father and I went round whilst she is away and re-painted all the woodwork upstairs and re-papered the spare room as she made such a bad job of it. We haven't and won't tell her.

Until a while back, thanks to their logo, I always thought there were two ways of spelling this, Disney and Disnep.

i couldnt see how the first letter was a d until i was 14

It just looks like multi-coloured spaghetti to me, what am I missing?

On a similar note, when i was a kid I thought that there was one band called inexcess and another called INXS. :(

I broke Damo's cock.

I broke Zammo's cock

I confess...I got brakes on my bike because I worry about Chinese drivers and long downhills.

Racist.

...I can't wait to get my hands on that Extra Old super strong MARTITE!

Pet Sounds is rubbish

i buy and eat whole jars of nutella in a sitting.

With a spoon or on something? I've done that too. I can put away disgusting quantities of things :-(

i buy and eat whole jars of nutella in a sitting.

:D

i buy and eat whole jars of nutella in a shitting.

Fixed

I am stupid enough to go in a clinical trial for a new vaccine.

I have baths in Nutella for charity in one sitting.

Bleeuurggh.

i want to cut off olivers pony tail.

Pin the tail on the Ollie.

He gets a 5 min headstart then everyone else has to hunt him down and pin his tail back on.

I once followed though a little in my lycra at the start of a 100k ride.

I once followed though a little in my lycra at the start of a 100k ride.

Just for fun, or was it an accident?

I ended up with a black eye once from my cousin throwing a dead cat at me.