I confess...

When HR at my work send out emails about wellness I report the emails to IT as phishing.

Ha ha ha! Love it!

I do the same with Government ads on socials, report them as a scam.

It's the little things sometimes

yes!

I ate a full box of cola calipos (5) last night when wife and kids in bed.

I really enjoy the silly plumbing related Pimlico Plumbers number plates.

I remember watching a programme about those guys. Plumbers were earning more than GPs. Shitty job etc.

I've just spent 20 mins trying to remove a square taper crank but hadn't removed the bolt.

I'm starting a night shift and I've just eaten a Rustlers. I followed the instructions but didn't have any salad to squeeze in it. I wasn't expecting much but it was actually pretty good.

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I hope you toasted the bun in that conveniently located toaster!

Of course fucking of course

Phew

You sound like you know your way around a Rustler. Respect.

Did the same, only for a few seconds luckily. Noticed I was shearing off the threads of the bit you screw the puller onto

So easily done ;) Fortunately for me the crank was worth less than the puller which remained intact.

Watching that C4 program about finding family's a dog it sets me off when a match is found. I have tears in my eyes every time. My wife finds this hilarious.

I also get a bit teary but I soon snap out if it when that receptionist opens her mouth.

Ha ha ha! Same! She's like a comedy Northerner

I have spent the last 3 years thinking that the camera on my work laptop was faulty. Senior management have made comments over the years on why I'm the only one in meetings not showing my face...

Today I discovered the physical privacy cover/slider in front of the lens

I thought the facial recognition built into Windows was crap* as it never worked for me... then I spotted the slider was half closed!

*it is

Therea was a point where I regularly made that mistake, but on the other hand, I would realise my mistake in a few minutes. On the first hand, I kept making it for many weeks.

I always misread @damskodonny as danksodomy

I don't see nothing wrong...

I've been using the leftover milk from my kids cinnamon crunch cereal to put in my coffee.

You mean they don't drink it? I used to love the leftover milk from my Cinnamon Grahams (still do so I suppose I confess to still eating Cinnamon Grahams occasionally).