I confess...

V7 is for idiots with giant bulbous handwriting. Should be using the V5.

I'm afraid no matter what I use it's "doctors handwriting" :)

I'm reading decade-old threads on lfgss instead of the work I've had 6 months to do but have left until the final weekend as always.

You are right in every respect only that one should be using a uni ball eye micro over the V5. Just a smudge thicker meaning writing is not lost on grey (unaware of why this exists over blue) squared paper. Nib also much more robust and writing control is improved.

The uni ball UB-150 vs UB-157 dynamic is reminiscent of the classic V5/7 debate, just that they are both better pens.

I just smear my feces, blood or whatever other bodily fluids I have to hand over something, does a perfectly acceptable job.

But never a pencil.

Runs out too quick I find.

Ok, I confess it's been 1.5 yrs since I jumped on the bike in anger and about 8 mths since I frequented the forum. Walked the wonderdog last night. Wheezing and panting all the way up the hill and back. Dog wasn't happy either.
Tyres pumped up. Strava downloaded. Bag packed for work. Time to sort my shit out.

Good luck. I'm sure you'll be back in the swing soon enough.

Rain this evening.

Nib also much more robust and writing control is improved.

Sounds like a pen for crayon fans who grasp their writing implements in tight fists.

I (accidentally) caused a friend and colleague to buy a Van Moof. I'd seen one in the streets, went looking online to see who made those odd things, found the site and then he wandered past. "Have a look at this, mate", says I. I was going to follow up with "Ugly, aren't they?", only he says "Lovely! That's my next bike! Thanks!".

As penance, I was then obliged to accompany him to Bike Republic to watch him having a test ride. Still get thanked for helping him find his pride and joy.

Ha!

You know how desperately unfunny it is when people interrupt a thread on a web forum or USENET group to "play" Mornington Crescent? I confess I find the forum's own in-joke "let's get the movie wrong" game a bit less funny than that.

Which movie?

Hey, that's like the twelfth least funny in-joke on here! It's somewhere bellow fiddy dorrah, that Foffa shit thing, pukes on cock and many more that have been driven into the ground more times than Richie Porte's face

Don't forget shit on their bonnet

No actually that is funny

Which movie?

Its the one where someone gets a inverse shim on a sweet baby blue foffa fixie and then the Paul brakes fail and they end up being given a fake Rapha code as compensation

Lethal Weapon?

That's nice of you to confess

I know what you mean.

Much more of that nonsense and we're in danger of wearing out the internet.

Beeflol

Mmmmm beeeef

Beefheart? Is that the one where the Welsh guy with the blue face shows his nipples to a dude from the future who think there isn't enough room in this town for the both of us?