I confess...

PC Hipsta

http://pchipsta.tumblr.com/

Meh, #hipstercop macro images are better.

I've had saucy thoughts re. Nicola Sturgeon MP

Did'nae see thaa comin.

#2015SummerCrush

She's not an MP though, is she? Not in Westminster, I assume she is in the Scottyland Parliament though. Sorry to burst your bubble.

I've had saucy thoughts about Cameron, where he's ground up into a sauce and used to drown the rest of the shithouses in his party.

She's an MSP.

^^And then no choice will be left to his electorate to make UKIP the leading party.

heh, as a kid i used to ride home from youf club down a tree overhung lane that passed a historical witches cottage - full-on hair on back of neck tingling fear

truly depraved, this goes far far beyond your penchant for colnago kinkiness

ideally i could combine to two, eg, perform in me rabobank skin suit, said Stugeon in a power outfit

AAAAAaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

*rinses mind's eye with neat sulphuric acid

granted, the Sturgeon is an odd fish

the Sturgeon is an odd fish

not unlike meself!

a bottom feedeer with a bellyful of caviar?!??!?!

*fumbles for sulphuric acid again

Lampreys are strange fish,that naughty side kick in the Borgias kicked a geezer into a pool of 'em,not nice,think I'd rather run the gauntlet of either sturgeon
(Just thought I'd share that irrevalance )

i think charlotte church is chuffing lovely.

...nice... :)

Today I wore utterly mis matched kit

Catlike helmet (white)
LCEF cap (grey black and white)
Oakley glasses (grey black and white)
Castelli Gabba Jersey (black)
Castelli nanoflex arm warmers (black)
Rapha merino baselayer (cream)
Lizard skins mits (white)
Skins bibshorts (black and grey)
Rapha knee warmers (black )
Sidi shoes (black)
Pearl Izumi overshoes (black and white)
Rapha socks (black and white)

I felt good but just a little wrong.

Your kit is worth more than my house.

I was thinking the same.

That's your definition of miss matched?

Sharkpits, red gloves, blue cap, black shorts, white socks and brown shoes.

Sell house, buy kit! This is lfgss my friend.

Also it's a properly nice day outside and half that stuff is utterly superfluous.

Average temp for the ride was 12 degrees, knee warmers were definitely required.

Am recovering from back problems so not really riding fast. Was never too hot. Could probably have managed without the overshoes and helmet.

12 degrees is fine for just a potter in shorts and jersey. HTFU, this is LFGSS my friend.