I confess...

Awh someone help Sweaty out, I would but...bit too far for me...

While im here,
I find myself thinking of how my Gf and I never fight, we get on perfectly, I think I love her and I also scare myself not being able to think why we might break up... ever...... im too young for this shit.

Although I've told everyone I've given up smoking I still have a spliff every night I'm not with my girlfriend.

And maybe it's Karma, but I've just lost my last 8th.

Although not so Karmically I am considering smoking the stuff I'm supposed to give my friend tomorrow...

i wouldn't get into the hbbit of that otherwise it can fuck your sleeping pattern up, mine is and i cant even afford a cheeky zut every night

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p.s

IMO karma is bullshit. if it was real i would be a lot worse off than i am

if karma was true i would probably be dead by now

i broke into an apartment and put in two empty boxes in the corner to tell a girl that i lived a lone because i am embaressed of my roommate.

i ride a 47:13 ratio because it looks cool and to show off. it actually kills my legs.

i secretly want to get a pair ov pink deep v's for my surly.

i enjoy hello kitty items.

In these troubling economic times. When the rightous put their families first...

I split up my Chrismas money/voucher purchases between different shops.
So that I could go hugely over budget on each individually purchase, and hence screw more bike part-age out of Christmas.

Am absolutely hopeless in remembering names and worry that people interpret my inability to remember theirs as nonchalance on my part...forum sometimes makes the situation worse with effectively giving people two names. Memory Fail

I confess that everytime I use a Self Service checkout I run pretty much every item through as either a bread roll or label it all as "carrots"

This morning I rinsed:

For goodness shakes strawberry protein shake
2 x granola muffins
1 litre of Ribena
pack of Juicy Fruit

for a grand total of £1.10

^^^
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how do you pull that off with the weight scales??!!
I have a mental log of store log ins that can be quite useful

I confess that everytime I use a Self Service checkout I run pretty much every item through as either a bread roll or label it all as "carrots"

This morning I rinsed:

For goodness shakes strawberry protein shake
2 x granola muffins
1 litre of Ribena
pack of Juicy Fruit

for a grand total of £1.10

A marketing bigwig mate of mine once explained, in depth, the amount of research that went into the launch of the Waitrose self service scheme. This included the fact that given the option people were honest, and that, more often than not they found that people overpaid for their shopping.

Feeling sudden pressure from my 'working class chip on my shoulder'. I asked him if it was'nt enough that the ruling classes had priced cigs and booze out of the range of good honest working class kids, that they now felt the need to kill the fun of shop lifting as well... b**tards.

Cheers Stein... I may just pluck up the courage to do so tonight....

^^^
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how do you pull that off with the weight scales??!!

Tricks of the trade mon frere

Am absolutely hopeless in remembering names and worry that people interpret my inability to remember theirs as nonchalance on my part...forum sometimes makes the situation worse with effectively giving people two names. Memory Fail

Omg I am the same. I get back from Trixie Dix and the only person whose REAL name I remember was pistanators and Juliet when I know I was pointed out at least a dozen other people by the nice French bloke ttium, who's name I have also forgotten..

Am absolutely hopeless in remembering names and worry that people interpret my inability to remember theirs as nonchalance on my part...forum sometimes makes the situation worse with effectively giving people two names. Memory Fail

Me too. And all blokes look the same to me. I find all of this deeply embarrassing.

I confess I really want a white rear wheel with my OTP plug freestyler...

Me too. And all blokes look the same to me. I find all of this deeply embarrassing.

I think you see pretty well ...

Mine: I've grown to like Pengy.

Me too. And all blokes look the same to me. I find all of this deeply embarrassing.

hehe me too
although , i have to confess an even more serious problem :

I am shit at recognising people's faces.

So i might have spoken to you 20 times before, but still if i see you on the street or in a pub i will blank you even if you wave at me as i just don't connect .

And often i am so deep in my thoughts that i won't even register i'm looking at a human face, even if it seems i'm staring right at you.

So many people to offend, so little time...

Me too. And all blokes look the same to me. I find all of this deeply embarrassing.

If a woman I knows drastically changes their hair e.g. dyes it from blonde to deep red or cut it from long to short, , I can't remember who they are, I just can't link it up, an I mean like several days worth of thinking "I dunno who they are".

I do the same with blokes as well, but I can blag it for a few minutes until remember because you can say the word "mate".

"Hello mate, how are you doing?"
Stalls them for a few seconds..mind is now working overtime trying to work out who the hell they are....
"Mate soo.... Where are you working these days?"
Gives me about a minute.. I think I remember who they are... still not hundred percent sure.
"So nice to see you again Simon!"

If a woman I knows drastically changes their hair e.g. dyes it from blonde to deep red or cut it from long to short, , I can't remember who they are, I just can't link it up, an I mean like several days worth of thinking "I dunno who they are".

Certain people have the opposite problem. I dyed my hair pink once, and had a 20-minute conversation with my father before he managed to work out anything had changed.

I do the same with blokes as well, but I can blag it for a few minutes until remember because you can say the word "mate".

"Hello mate, how are you doing?"
Stalls them for a few seconds..mind is now working overtime trying to work out who the hell they are....
"Mate soo.... Where are you working these days?"
Gives me about a minute.. I think I remember who they are... still not hundred percent sure.
"So nice to see you again Simon!"

Best thing is to introduce them to someone you know and they don't, and hope they supply their own name. This often works for me.

Maybe we should all get nametags.

Best thing is to introduce them to someone you know and they don't, and hope they supply their own name. This often works for me.

It could back fire when your friend says "Aren't you going to introduce us".

I bought a lovely pair of black Tsubi jeans in the sales in Oz, my gf wears their stuff and made very approving noises when I emerged from the changing room at General Pants... Anyway, they were tight-ish when I got them, after a single wash they are now practically skinny-legs... There, I've said it, I feel so much better... May also be going out brakeless for the first time tomorrow, tho' that's probably not very wise when you're as jet-lagged as I am... Release the hounds...

RPM will love that!

oh and while you were on your 36-hour flight, everything changed: everybody is wearing tweed now.

Don't do it.

hounds released (and they're hungry)