I confess...

Hmm, 2 miles, no lights, drunk, wanker? Sounds about right for this forum.

If only rep worked still

Carbon... titanium... what is happening to me?!

Engineering and logic?

As long as I don't end up with a fractured collarbone or develop into a weight-weeine spreadsheet obsession then it might just be ok...

I eat Heinze baked beans cold from the can

I fell asleep at 2200 the other night and have just come home instead of going to, what looked like, a good night out. I think I'm old.

Probaby the first time in about 15 years I've fallen asleep for the night before 0100 without spending the previous night without any sleep at all.

IGNOBLE PSYCHOLOGY PRIZE [AUSTRALIA, UK, USA]: Peter K. Jonason, Amy Jones, and Minna Lyons, for amassing evidence that people who habitually stay up late are, on average, more self-admiring, more manipulative, and more psychopathic than people who habitually arise early in the morning.

REFERENCE: "Creatures of the Night: Chronotypes and the Dark Triad Traits," Peter K. Jonason, Amy Jones, and Minna Lyons, Personality and Individual Differences, vol. 55, no. 5, 2013, pp. 538-541.
http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0191886913001918

Sounds about right.

This explains so much...

self-admiring, more manipulative, and more psychopathic

That just means smarter doesn't it?

I have a spot on my arse right on the saddle contact point.

Right
On
The
Button

ROT Be? :)

You must experience great discomfort in your meat and two veg if your shorts are allowing your Bell-end to become a saddle contact point.

Ding dong?

I love how much colder it's gotten these past couple of days.

Apparently i'm a fucking idiot. I was trying to marry together a 12-23 cassette the top end of a 12-25 when I went to the peaks a while ago but couldn't get it to work nicely so gave up and put the 12-23 back on... or so I thought. Been riding a cassette with two 13t sprockets and no 14t for the past month.

Genuine lol.

I confess that I gave Ebb Squiddle a load of shit about buying Legging Jeans from Uniqlo and recommending to people to ride in them.

I was in Uniqlo on an unrelated, turtleneck jumper shopping trip (my A/W14 inspo is 'Sports Goth Foucault') and decided to try a pair on. They are nice, and not at all as bad as I thought.

@edscoble I apologize and confess the error of my ignorance.

Made you wear legging.

TROLLED BY SQUABBLE AGAIN

oh when will this shame end

I decided to take a longer, meandering route home yesterday. I tried to do a big loop starting in Kings Cross, then going North-West>East>South to finish home in Angel.

I took one too many right turns, lost my sense of direction and ended up in Friern Barnet on the North Circular.

Getting lost in London is actually an excellent thing to do, so well done. Savour it while you don't know London that well yet, as you'll gradually lose the ability to get lost.