I confess...

Whenever I see a Brixton cycles jersey I can't help but sing the words 'Brix-ton cycles. Brix-ton cycles" to the tune of Eton Rifles.

Like "Fuck off, you're shit, fuck off, you're shit"?

Um...
I guess

I've spent weeks looking at larger tri bags (the ones that go behind the stem) after trying to cram too much stuff in my Topeak Tri Bag on one ride.

Last night I was looking for some other bike bits and found a (large) Topeak Fuel Tank amongst my bike stuff. Exactly the thing I'd been looking for. I'd bought it last year some time (and even used it) but completely forgot I had it.

Idiot.

Check out Apidura.

I haven't had a puncture in 3500 km and am worried that in some moment of drunken puncture induced fury I sold my soul in exchange for never having one again.

Check out Apidura.

Read fail. I have what I need (for half the price).

i refuse to allow anything other than smooth.fm to be on the stereo in the hellmobile.

If I'm honest my main motivation for riding bicycles is that I can eat like Henry the 8th.

This ^

I've been signed in to luffguss on my laptop for four years and couldn't remember the email address I used -> couldn't sign back in (post-microcosm) -> made a new account.
Fuck it.

Who are you?

They're me.

No, you're me.

email david@buro9.com.
i had exactly the same and he got it for me.

I confess that I think Shimano Arabesque is fugly.

I didn't have a shower this morning after my 20mile commute because I couldn't face using my towel which hasn't been washed in three weeks and fucking stinks.

I am an angry car driver who finds it a hoot to beep bicycles coz they're in the way. get into the gutter where you all belong

It's they're.

You like to beep them because they're in the way.

@jeremy I am a self confessed cunt

ftfy, can you fuck off now?

#djnoobbaiting

It's August and I'm still using my turbo trainer :-/

I have a turbo trainer, it has been used once

I can only track stand with my wheel turned left

I've been playing clash of clans

So have I

i have been growing trainers in my garden for the last three months.