I confess...

My girlfriends friend has a particularly odious, self important and arrogant boyfriend.
I found out yesterday he is impotent.

I did a smirk and feel bad.

I've been riding 48x15 brakeless and really enjoying it.

Just beat 2048 doge.

Productive day.

I have a grudge against someone because they once said something patronising about my sister and now I make antagonistic comments just to bait them.

TBF I was right about your sister.

You're a cunt.

Why must you bait me so?

I wasn't previously aware of Otter hunting.

my cat loves watching wildlife programmes about otters

I "rescued" one of my cats from one of those loving no kill shelters. She had a giant cat tree and a television in her room that showed videos of birds walking around and nature and whatnot.

Now she lives in my shitty apartment with 3 other cats who she hates. "rescued". totally.

my cat loves watching wildlife programmes about otters

I thought I'd managed to get those taken down.

Whenever anyone says "campagnolo", my brain says "campag-and-yolo".

For shame.

Well, you only live once even on a campag.

i may actually finally be content with my bikes, and this worries me

do you have a fat bike, yet?

I spent 2 years not really able to move much mostly laying on the couch and drinking this German beer. Somehow I sprouted a belly where not much of one was before. Now that I have some balance again, I decided to finally build the road bike that I had half built. To go along with this road bike I have purchased some lycra because I am now middle aged enough to wear it properly.

I just tried it on. The effect was basically:

I spent 2 years mostly laying on the couch and drinking this German beer, not really wanting to move much.

ftfy.

mmmm beeeeer.

Forgot to bring socks today so i'm wearing my trainer socks with back shoes and suit trousers. I feel so sexy

^I did that once and got a bollocking from my then to be brother's mother in law.

Have had by dhb bag for 3 months. Only just discovered it has an in-built waterproof cover.

I've just upgraded an entire groupset when all I really needed was a new chain set. Man maths at its best.

Just bought another mini pump, nearly a year after my last one broke. I feel invincible.

I have picked up a really annoying habit of counting when I am cycling.

It started off when I was really struggling on my single speed. I would count something like 20 pedal repititions before I would let myself freewheel, and then try to increase this. When I had a particularly difficult stretch of road I used to tell myself '50 repititions and you'll be over that hill, crossing, almost home' etc.

But now I am riding fixed. Arggghhhh I can't stop counting. I count when I'm cycling, when I'm stationary, when I'm stuck at traffic lights. It wouldn't be too bad if I actually got to a high number or my counting made sense but I find myself sometimes counting to 20, to 50 or getting to 100 and then counting 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 200, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 300 etc.

It Is driving me nuts.

hahahah! (sorry)