I confess...

Bollocks to you Oliver.

My spelling is quite loose. Or shall I say 'quiet' to keep with the theme?

Just found out it's 'brussels sprout' and not 'brussell sprout'.
Been living a lie all my life. The shame.

And now a 'super food' apparently.

However I've always liked them. Fried with kale and sweet potato is well nom...

Urgg... Woke up and assumed it was 6.30am. Got my morning pills and vitamins, washed them down with OJ. Made coffee and wandered back to the bedroom to discover its actually 3.30am.

Went back to bed...

i think brian the confused dot com robot is fucking hilarious.

http://imageshack.com/a/img839/7061/0ptq.jpg

Ha, awesome little drawing!

I'm letting Keith Peat annoy me.

Yes, I know what you mean. I want to go and propose to him that he should always pull over on urban roads to let sports cars and motorbikes past since they have a higher top speed than his car.

Sometimes I'll be in bed on my iPad, browsing the forum or checking the weather and will be overwhelmed with how impressive technology is. If someone had told me in 1998 that in 16 years you'd be able to access super fast internet instantly on a thin piece of metal with a screen and no wires, keyboard or mouse, and navigate just using touch, I would have said it was futuristic nonsense.

Then I go back to taking it for granted and cursing when a video takes longer than 3 seconds to load.

Sometimes I'll be in bed on my iPad, browsing the forum or checking the weather and will be overwhelmed with how impressive technology is. If someone had told me in 1998 that in 16 years you'd be able to access super fast internet instantly on a thin piece of metal with a screen and no wires, keyboard or mouse, and navigate just using touch, I would have said it was futuristic nonsense.

Then I go back to taking it for granted and cursing when a video takes longer than 3 seconds to load.

So much this

weren't you like 5 in 1998? You'd believe anything at 5 yrs old!
or not...
"oh mummy, that's futuristic nonsense!"

she grew up in wales... most of them still haven't figured out the internet...

I was 9, actually. But it was when I first remember dial-up internet being a thing, and computers were huge beige monstrosities.

I remember it was perfectly normal to wait half an hour to download a single mp3.

I remember when computers didn't exist and porn came from hedges.

Hedges and up trees.

I confess I have mostly (top end parts) on my bike but I'm still slow as shit lol

Parks and railway embankments.

And squiggly lines around a black rectangle while waiting for the tape to load.

Spending hours trying to draw the floating temple room thing on the paint equivalent on an Amiga. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c3/Amiga500_system.jpg

I confess I have mostly (top end parts) on my bike but I'm still slow as shit lol

I confess that I let low end parts remain my ongoing excuse for being slow as shit - when in actual fact I am slow as shit because I'm slow as shit.

If a Columbus max sscx frame came up I'd probably sell my Brooklyn.

I remember when computers didn't exist and porn came from hedges.

Hedges and up trees.

Parks and railway embankments.

I found a load of vintage jazz mags in the loft I'd forgotten about.

I bagged them up in carrier bags and ceremoniously distributed them around my local woodland, parks, hedges and ditches.

I felt like the Johnny Appleseed of wanking.

"Vintage jazz mags" = unsold copies of Pantone Blues.

I just started writing a Keith Peat wikipedia page.

I need help.