I confess...

You only Louis once.

Yet Oli Loves the Open.

I sometimes see people commuting dressed in full assos kit and carbon cycling shoes and think it's overkill. I then look at myself and realise I dress similarly.

campagnYOLO

#noyolo

I'm still none the wiser, I cherish my ignorance.

I have just seen one of my Christmas presents!

I WANT!!!

https://www.buytummystuffers.com/

#noyolo

Budist?

What ever you do, don't try tummystuffers.com... Always remember the "buy" at the beginning.

#internetisfullofweirdporn

I don't really enjoy riding fixed anymore it seems.

Buy a car.

buy a freewheel.

I am terrible at hangovers.
I feel ridiculously sorry for myself and I don't seem to be functioning correctly. all the 3 syllable words in the last sentence have had to be retyped due to basic spelling errors. this is an embarassment, how do people function?
urgh.

Hair of the dog.

I am terrible at hangovers.
I feel ridiculously sorry for myself and I don't seem to be functioning correctly. all the 3 syllable words in the last sentence have had to be retyped due to basic spelling errors. this is an embarassment, how do people function?
urgh.

Practice.

I set a very bad example in front of a cycling proficiency group this morning by not wearing either a helmet or hi-vis. Did a cheeky skid too.

i don't know many cycling instructors who wear hi viz or helmets

(not a confession, just a response to ^)

I think these were more volunteer parents at a school rather than cycling instructors.

The main hypocrisy of my life is, I now dress like the French Exchange student I so cruelly mocked.

I verrrrrry rarely click on a link posted on the forum if the poster doesn't say what it is. Unless it clearly ends with .jpg or .gif.

I really hate Tea

I verrrrrry rarely click on a link posted on the forum if the poster doesn't say what it is. Unless it clearly ends with .jpg or .gif.

You've learnt from the great summer of "markallread"? :)

Bought a road frame.

The death of a fixie skidder...

lol I'll still have 2 fixehs don't worry.