I confess...

#imacunt

My bike just bends around them.

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I just fall into them.

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bunnyhopping them is good too.
or bussing nose wheelies over em.

That I'm really not sure how things can get worse. But I know they're about too.

I seriously considered legally changing my IRL name to Scoot today because I don't like my real name

I now own a Rapha cap. My neighbour's niece or cousin is a soigneur/masseuse for the Rapha Condor team and she brought me back a Great Britain Cycling Team bonk bag, signed by Ed Clancy, and a Rapha cap. I shall wear it with an embarrassed expression. But only in bed.

You filthy, filthy boy.

I'm still drunk. Please disregard anything I wrote last night or plan to write this morning.

I seriously considered legally changing my IRL name to Scoot today because I don't like my real name

do it! its only 15 quid. i'll pay half if the forum gets to decide your surname.

You'll need to instruct non-forum people to call you "Scoot" IRL, such that you are living as Scoot for a period before you submit the paperwork.

I'm still drunk. Please disregard anything I wrote last night or plan to write this morning.

Me too. I woke/regained memory up at 7 on the toilet then slept 'til 1030, somehow managed to convince the wife to spend 3 glorious minutes with me, I have since finished of the vodka I left last night and fried all the things for breakfast. Good morning.

Not looking forward to sobering up.

How do your knees smell?

Better, but not nice.

I've given trying to sober up and am back on the champagne again. Hic!

How do your knees smell?

Not as well as your nose?

Drinking more vodka before I nip out to see a film with my mum and nephew.

I think you're at risk of turning into Lynchman.

A new arse would be nice.

How do your knees smell?

If that is for me, I can't smell my knees. I can smell the box of chocolates next to me though. They are asking to be eaten.

If that is for me, I can't smell my knees.

Have you considered stretching or yoga?

Have you considered stretching or yoga?

I've been doing bikram yoga. Think some of the problem might be the new tyre around my middle.

Have you considered chocolates?