I confess...

^ oh my god! That's her.
She still haunts my dreams!

Not in that way.

Does he wear sovereign rings?

Yes. But not where you expect them.

*that photo again.jpg*

As a rule of a thumb I recommend against ripping peoples head off, let alone shitting down their neck, certainly when it comes handling minor incidents like this one. Don't forget that the old kidney punch™ often has proven successful in terms of resolving conflict.

;-)

Then kick him onto the bonnet.

Playing music from my backpack on my commute. No slaps yet.
Maybe everybody loves Phill Collins.

I can confirm that this bellend turned up to my house the other day with pajama shorts on and tinny portable speaker in rucksack pocket.

Promise to slap next time

On the forum long time ago i was a massive cunt
Specimen 1 and specimen 2

LOLd after going through it :P

(also had a 56 tt bike wtf!?)

Was?

For my valentine's present this year, my girlfriend cleaned my bike.

It's the best valentine's present I've ever had.

Epic win dude >>>

Never had a valentine's blowjob?

I confess I've never had a valentine's blowjob.

When I think about you I touch myself.

Wait, that's reserved for the 14th of March...

For my valentine's present this year, my girlfriend cleaned my bike.

It's the best valentine's present I've ever had.

Do you reckon your girlfriend is stealable? Mine wouldn't even consider somethign this lovely.

So a Valentine's bike clean is better than a Valentine's blowjob?

Damn :(

A combo wouldn't go a miss.

If you've been with someone for 10 years you appreciate different things.

I confess I am thinking about paying someone to clean my bikes.

^I confess I often do...

"If you've been with someone for 10 years you appreciate different things."

^^Hence the combo.

^^Dibs ... maybe?

Seriously, how much would it cost to pay someone to clean my bikes? I'm sick of having really filthy bikes.

I've been with my wife for over 10 years, my bikes can stay dirty.

^^ I read that and thought "hey I could do that" and then I thought, don't be stupid, you can't even clean your own bike properly...

"Seriously, how much would it cost to pay someone to clean my bikes? I'm sick of having really filthy bikes."

In line with the present tone it seems price may be negotiable...

So a Valentine's bike clean is better than a Valentine's blowjob?

Damn :(

Seriously, how much would it cost to pay someone to clean my bikes? I'm sick of having really filthy bikes.

aka... whats the price of a bj?

^I confess I often do...

^^Hence the combo.

I confess I am thinking about paying someone to clean my bikes.

Seriously, how much would it cost to pay someone to clean my bikes? I'm sick of having really filthy bikes.

I'm always looking to earn a little cash.