I confess...

Really?,
Where is this mythical place named wales then? huh? well?!

Melvyn Hayes would be closer to type. Though Terry Collier was my idol in sitcoms.

Well that's sent me on a journey. Whilst searchig for Melvyn Hayes I ended up on somethingjewish.co.uk where he appeared in the 'Where are jew now?" section.

Also in that sections was this
http://www.somethingjewish.co.uk/articles/332_army_of_lovers.htm

I'm now watching the video for crucified on the youtube.

we can get Tynan to do the music; that should sink it.

Great I can revive the truly appalling piece I did for a Specsavers ad that got rejected on the grounds: "it's sounds shit".

ha!

I stopped myself from falling down the stairs in a restaurant by grabbing some poor unfortunate soul's testicles. It was a rather traumatic experience.

Woah VeeVee . . . Was that the only thing you could hold onto!! Brings tears to my eyes.

The guy seemed unhurt but to be fair I am not sure as I left the scene as quickly as I could. I ran to our table "Let's get out of here! NOW!" to a bemused jaygee

Illicit toilet rendezvous. Great way to spice things up I guess...

I stopped myself from falling down the stairs in a restaurant by grabbing some poor unfortunate soul's testicles. It was a rather traumatic experience.

you sound like Susan from desperate housewives

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOapgKDahzM&feature=related

I was eating bouillabaisse in a fine French seafood restaurant and was trying to crack a crab claw when the crab claw flew out out my crab claw crackers across the gap between the tables and hit a man squarely in the face he took it very well but I now tend to stick with the steak and give the surf a wide berth.

A while ago, I emailed will from hubjub to ask him if he could get me an arrospok. :( The shame

I now tend to stick with the steak,
and give the surf a wide berth.

Poetry...
:-/

I confess - I undertake brompton riders and whisper in their ear as I'm going past

I have to get off and push up the final bit of forest hill road on my way home (46x16 is too steep!)

I confess I avoid Forest Hill Road on my way home. Have you tried Canonbie?

i used to like to eat frozen fish fingers

[FONT=Trebuchet MS]i really want to buy an aero helmet.[/FONT]

yep really want one.
now that i've said it it is on the christmas list - lets hope santa come through

I once saw a photo on the side at my mates design studio - thought it was someone I knew then realised it wasn't and said loudly 'ohhh - it's that cnut from Coldplay' (it was the drummer). Everyone went quiet and I turned around Chris Martin was sat there. 'Er, hello'. Classy.

i used to like to eat frozen fish fingers

hmmm. another piece of the puzzle falls in to place.

I once saw a photo on the side at my mates design studio - thought it was someone I knew then realised it wasn't and said loudly 'ohhh - it's that cnut from Coldplay' (it was the drummer). Everyone went quiet and I turned around Chris Martin was sat there. 'Er, hello'. Classy.

Surely not too awkward - Cnut was still a king, even if a somewhat megalomaniacal and deluded one. As a matter of fact, wasn't there a recent Coldplay single about that?!

I want to colour match my OTP freestyler.

hmmm. another piece of the puzzle falls in to place.

i like to watch

I confess I avoid Forest Hill Road on my way home. Have you tried Canonbie?

:O htfu! Granted, it's a full on cunt, but don't avoid it! I did it every day i rode home from work.

hmmm. another piece of the puzzle falls in to plaice.

My bars are a bit too low
I like 2unlimited
I don't like skidding
I don't like meeting people for coffee as it has a tendency of making me cough mid-mouthful and spray it all over my companion
If I had unlimited lego I'd just make an elephant
My lockring doesn't actually touch my sprocket
I rode on a broken spoke for a year
I like washing my bike
I did an audax once and enjoyed it