I confess...

i hope your old man didn't go for a piss in the night and find you

I quite fancy Juliet Elliott despite never having met her

and I read all 26 pages of this thread. Time to stop drinking..

i've slept to 11.30, 11.30 and 1 the last 3 days despite going to bed at 10.30-11 at night.

I was wrecked man... I woke up on the bathroom floor

You are so crossed off my list.

I am quite the catch.

Yes! A Shoosh list vacancy! ::switches on charm::

Do I need to exfoliate?

yes.. And moisturise..

I always had a thing for Perrine in Dublin too.. gorgeous

Yes! A Shoosh list vacancy! ::switches on charm::

I am away this week but please feel free to start the charm offensive from Easter Monday onwards. ;o)

A/S/L?

^huh?

I just ate a five-pack of Peperami in about 2 minutes. I wasn't racing (I could do it faster) I just wasn't thinking.

Don't go shopping when you're hungry, kids.

I'm not sure what was wrong with me this evening but i decided to have a go at a guy for cycling on the pavement and I ended up calling him a cunt. At the next lights, he kindly pointed out that it's a pedestrian and bicycle path.

I apologise. It is I who is the cunt...

Faaak. Righteous indignation is a karmic bitch sometimes. Hey. You are going to the Caribbean on a work jolly so this is how it's paid for. :S

The neighbours were playing this quite loudly in their garden earlier:

I was quite enjoying it. Makes great summer music.

Ahh, I remember the laughing that occured when it was first released, with a huge "Parental Advisory" sticker in the corner.

looks like quite a tune.

Sound of Silence?

That's the album they were playing, you're not wasted at this time of day are you?!

I'm not going to blame the weather or me feeling a little unwell..

I just wasn't good enough on the race yesterday..

plain and simple..

I spent the whole of last weekend hobbling around moaning about having had 'a growth' fried off my ankle.

I confess it is/was a nasty scabby verruca. Never had one before. Now DJ thinks I am a confirmed witch.

thinks? knows

she can breathe underwater i tells ya

what she really needs to confess is...

what she really needs to confess is...

don't even think about it.

I told you what I would do.

so can anyone guess what it is she needs to confess?

She abused a driver with nasty sexual innuendo and comments about his mother?

I actually really Like this forum!