I confess...

To have missed some of this place, but been v glad to have not been able to respond to some of the fixwittery that goes on here.

Will try to maintain a lowish profile until the powers that be...

Needs an edit

Try not being a massive bellend maybe?

first user put to ignore

Excellent smithers.

I confess that two of those kind gentlemen from the church of something other we wear black suits acosted me today outside a shop,
one of them had a card with a guy that looked like George Costanza from Seinfeld on it,
and all I did was loudly go "no way--you have George Costanza doing marketing for you now, awesome!" and then wished them good luck as I rode off,
will I burn in hell?

No, because if I could give you real life rep I would.

Maybe that means we're both going to hell.

Fuck it

hold tight man ---its gonna be some fucking ride

Awwwwww yea

will I burn in hell?

Heaven and Hell are concepts promoted by people who can't handle infinity. You'll be fine.

Hell gets a bad rep.

It's ok, believe me.

You're all welcome, my children.

Even you, poncer.

I thought it was people who couldn't handle oblivion.

If anything infinity sounds closer to heaven/hell

Hell gets a bad rep.

It's ok, believe me.

You're all welcome, my children.

Even you, poncer.

Is there catering?

Pretty good BBQ.

Sausagefest.

Out.

I have tasted Satan's hot sausage, it was great!

No! No! We do Sausage down here too! Very spicy! Good nom nom!

Turn away from the light, balki. Turn away from the light...

I love a good n00b, prancer.

I hear you like frozen sausage.

I'll make an exception for you...

No! No! We do Sausage down here too! Very spicy! Good nom nom!

Turn away from the light, balki. Turn away from the light...

I heard you get, like, 40 virgins or something up there.

Didnt read the fine print though.

Don't sweat the fine print, kidder.

Just sign here, in mustard.

With a bellyfull of curry /a bowl of gruel

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(mis-quote)

Is prancer lynx or pistonator then?

Can't be lynx. prancer uses punctuation. :)

Amirite?

Can't be lynx. prancer uses punctuation. :)

Correctly?

Hm, not always. :)