Your mama's so fat...

Posted on Fri 5th, September 2008

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• #26

chris_crash

yo mamma...

is like a shot gun two cocks and she is ready to go

is like a hardware store 25cents a screw

is like the town bike, every one has had a ride

is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said "moving house"

is so fat and harry, when she goes walking in the woods people scream "Big Foot"

and finally

you momma is so sleazy, she gave me the burn
• #27

robin

your mamas so fat other fat mamas orbit around her!
• #28

smithchild

her blood type is ragu
• #29

chris_crash

Your Momma was so stupid she drowned trying to sniff a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a poool
• #30

Bernhard

Yo mamma was so stupid she drowned trying to smell her fart in the bath
• #31

lpg

YouTube - The House of C'mons
• #32

Stein

Lpg +rep for that!
• #33

StandardPractice

oh wow, 'your mum' jokes. next it'll be fucking chuck norris, the second most unfunny genre.
• #34

hippy

He heard that...
• #35

sebby78

That house of c'mons is great.
But going back to the original intent of the thread:

"ya said ya mom was pretty and young, but she's old an' dirty and got hair on her tongue"...

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