Your mama's so fat...

How fat is she?....

so big and fat that she can get busy?

This thread has just killed the forum. DEAD TO ME.

ah im suprised it that long. thats what happens when you start a thread based on music you've been listening to.

This thread has just killed the forum. DEAD TO ME.

Then don't post in it .. ?

whatfriends' mum's had more pricks than a second-hand dartboard... That's the word on the street, anyways...

Yer mamas got an afro with a chinstrap.

Yer mamas got an afro with a chinstrap.

yeah mate!

yer mama's so fat her class photo was an arial shot!

Ya mama is so big and fat that she can get busy
with twenty-two burritos, but times are rough
I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs

Yo mama's so fat,
when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

she got more rolls then a bakery.

more chins then a chinese phone book

.....I had to roll her in flour to find her wet spot!

she need a boomerang to put on her belt..

So fat that she obscures hippy, even when he's standing in front of her.

Yer mamas got an afro with a chinstrap.

Yer mama's got a glass eye with a fish in it...

Ya mama got the wooden legs with real feet
Ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand
Awwwwwwww, ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?)
We rode up on her back to get some burgers from Wendy's
and her skates went flat; I got stuck in her butt crack
They thought I was lost but I was caught by the G-strap
Heaven forbid a giant fart would give way
Cause that would blow me round the world in a day
We drove into the drive-in and she didn't have to pay
because we dressed her up to look just like a Chevrolet

Love the Pharcyde

ha ha yeeeeaaaaa. i go out for a couple of hours and you guys do me proud. special mention to getafix and tommid for getting the right answer. i dont mind if this thread dies now, it has done its job and you all saved my honour.

your mama's got a glass eye with a fish in it...

So fat she has 96-spoke wheels

so fat she took her own life....

she was a very depressed woman and although it may seem like a selfish act you must remember she could see no other way out

yo mamma so fat she won't blend

Yo momma's so fat, when you said it was chilly outside, she went and grabbed a spoon

Don't disrespect my momma cause I would have been your daddy if the dog didn't beat me up the stairs.

she need a boomerang to put on her belt..

16 posts in before a 'hippy is fat' post.. clearly with my time away from the forum my status is slipping.