Big Brother final tonight on Channel 4

Up the stakes for housemates next year.

1.) Nun
2.) Murderer
3.) Paraplegic
4.) Schizophrenic
5.) Porn Star

why do you do it to yourself, there is much better things to do with your evenings!!

Which board members would make an interesting house?

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I have a very good idea for the next big brother series.

Get your usual bunch of half-wits, only this time. Do not film it or anything, obviously let them think they are being filmed. Then, when they come out after 7 years, or however long it is. Tell them 'Oh yeah, you weren't on TV, no one knows who you are and there is no prize'
Then watch their faces drop. That ought to get a few viewers

Like it!

That's the problem, all these tonsils that come out think that they are destined for fame and fortune and believe all the hype that goes with it. Be ace for them to just come out to a big, empty Tesco car park or something.....

The was one bird on it years ago, she lives in Brixton - she only lasted a week or two and left cos she couldn't hack it.
Saw her at the bar in the Hobgoblin once after she left, some matey went up to her and asked her how it was.
"Oh yeah, it was AMAAAAAZZING, really enjoyed it...." blah, blah....

Fuck off ya twat you left cos you couldn't handle it!!

he he! you've gotta love Chug with his BB fixation, always causes probs on the forum..

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@MikeC and Pistanator:

Armando Ianucci did just that on a review of the year a few years ago. About thirty seconds of 48hours survive of six people living in a closed skip. They were released to a supermarket carpark.

it'll be on youtube somewhere..hilarious.

I'll go to the supermarket at 8pm.

it might not be so busy then, if the weaker members of society are at home glued to the television.

is your life so lacking in direction and meaning that absorbing yourself in the minutiae of pond life locked in a room becomes attractive?

and i thought my life was shit.

Ive managed to avoid watching any since the first series (when it was unavoidable as several people in my house were glued to it) how its survived this long boggles the mind....!

Im with CHUG-IT, High 5.

My neighbour upstairs works on BB and finds the self loathing vs obscene cash for working daft hours hard to reconcile. They'll be taking the rest of 2008 off as a holiday so I don't sympathise that much.

I have a very good idea for the next big brother series.

Get your usual bunch of half-wits, only this time. Do not film it or anything, obviously let them think they are being filmed. Then, when they come out after 7 years, or however long it is. Tell them 'Oh yeah, you weren't on TV, no one knows who you are and there is no prize'
Then watch their faces drop. That ought to get a few viewers

ok, no, seriously, I must have told you that idea. I even wrote it up somewhere. just amazing!! You film them when they get out, only besides the hoards of people there's just a minicab waiting to take them home. Then you follow them around. They've cheated on their partner, quit their job, dropped out of school all for a stupid tv show that didn't exist. Brilliant!!

this is one of the few occasions where i can actually see the appeal in suicide-bombing. Id blow myself up to get a few of these feckers

ok, no, seriously, I must have told you that idea. I even wrote it up somewhere. just amazing!! You film them when they get out, only besides the hoards of people there's just a minicab waiting to take them home. Then you follow them around. They've cheated on their partner, quit their job, dropped out of school all for a stupid tv show that didn't exist. Brilliant!!

LOL. No seriously, I did come up with that idea all on my own after about the second series! I just don't get it. I can proudly say in all honestly, I have never intentionally watched a single second of any of the BBs. Sometimes, when channel hopping it comes on for about a millisecond, so that does not count.

Its symptomatic of the downfall of our society and modern values... But don't get me started on that

LOL. No seriously, I did come up with that idea all on my own after about the second series! I just don't get it. I can proudly say in all honestly, I have never intentionally watched a single second of any of the BBs. Sometimes, when channel hopping it comes on for about a millisecond, so that does not count.

Its symptomatic of the downfall of our society and modern values... But don't get me started on that

No, start - I'm interested

LOL. I really can't be arsed

I'll start then:

1. Kids/youth nowadays find it difficult to show any kind of manners - Simple 'Please' and 'thankyou' seem to be forgotten words nowadays
   

I'll start then:

1. Kids/youth nowadays find it difficult to show any kind of manners - Simple 'Please' and 'thankyou' seem to be forgotten words nowadays
   

Fuckin' hell! Pipe up, grandad! ;p

heh

**live fail
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One good thing to come out of the whole BB debacle

Don't get it. What's good about Jade Goody?

Be ace for them to just come out to a big, empty Tesco car park or something.....

The irony is that you do come out into a big Tesco car park. The studio in Borehamwood is right next door to one...

That's right people, I am seriously out of the loop.

+1

Don't get it. What's good about Jade Goody?

Her kebab of course!