Yo Bruv Dats Ma Bike!

Never had it and i go through camden, shepp bush, highbury, dalston, finsbury park. I tend to ignore the voices from the street sides so wouldn't know to stop.

Saying that i do get in the mood where i'd love to stack into a gang of those Yoots and dish out some respect lessons with my friend Pain!

shit this thread is freaking me out. i typed in a thread months ago asking if attacks like this were common and should I just ride a shit bike. Everyone scorned at my thread. But if girls and boys are being attacked for a bike whilst their on it, it kinda highlights some seriously messed up treatment of people in London. I mean I know a cities underbelly and subcultures are what make a city (not tourism and finance strictly) but for sweet scary jesus, I am totally freaked out. And the areas mentioned are the only areas I can afford to live in london. If you do get grabed by youths and fight back with a decent weighted lock, you probably get charged with GBH, or stabbed. So public transport is not safe, cycling, walking, moped. I fucking Love London and feel so thankfull that I have a great city on my door step, but this sounds more dodgy than philadephia and NYC.

Remember noone tells stories on forums about how they went for a ride and it was completely safe. This sort of ride is still in the majority I believe.

oh mate..greasy slag is a serious stinking name!!!!1

shit this thread is freaking me out. i typed in a thread months ago asking if attacks like this were common and should I just ride a shit bike. Everyone scorned at my thread. But if girls and boys are being attacked for a bike whilst their on it, it kinda highlights some seriously messed up treatment of people in London. I mean I know a cities underbelly and subcultures are what make a city (not tourism and finance strictly) but for sweet scary jesus, I am totally freaked out. And the areas mentioned are the only areas I can afford to live in london. If you do get grabed by youths and fight back with a decent weighted lock, you probably get charged with GBH, or stabbed. So public transport is not safe, cycling, walking, moped. I fucking Love London and feel so thankfull that I have a great city on my door step, but this sounds more dodgy than philadephia and NYC.

which is why you should sell me your preeeeety nagasawa.

ooh it's got to be 'fixie'. The worst for me currently though is 'credit crunch', shudders. Every time I hear it I want to fucking kick off. I hate hate hate media buzz-wordery.

We're currently experiencing the worst credit crunch since the term was invented in March.

did you pm me about that livingasleep? sorry for no reply, was lazy.

Is somers town around KingsCross? Is it named after a King or Cardinal, ah no wait, a landlord??

Yea its the residential area between kings cross and euston

And i would never hesitate to beat someone with my heavy duty d-lock if it meant facing prosecution, id do what id have to do.

"skinny jeans" is pretty gay. They're called drainpipes.

I usually ignore the motherfuckers and ride on, but on this occasion I was off my bike for a moment.

Unfortunately this ain't new! Happened to me when I was about 10, cycling around Wimbledon Park on my new shiny BMX.

Flight not fight took over and I just cycled off! Same rules apply these days, keep moving.

They're called drainpipes.

hahaha!

I remember saying that to someone when I was 7.......that was 28 years ago

Yeah some rough fella in Bermondsey shouted something at me late last night, about not having a front light on my bike. This was just after he'd staggered across the road himself, nowhere near a crossing, dressed all in black. Twat.

I cycle through Brixton and Streatham and haven't had anything - I feel left out. Although there was a time last year when all I did was peddle rather quickly past yellow signs asking for details following various murders!

This was just after he'd staggered across the road himself, nowhere near a crossing, dressed all in black. Twat.

off duty Ninja.

They're nowhere near as cool as their reputation makes out.

Yeah some rough fella in Bermondsey shouted something at me late last night, about not having a front light on my bike. This was just after he'd staggered across the road himself, nowhere near a crossing, dressed all in black. Twat.

Milk Tray man, on his way home after a few sherbets with the Milky Bar Kid.

Milk Tray man, on his way home after a few sherbets with the Milky Bar Kid.

Thats funny. In fact you're funnier than Lenny Henry.........on top of some great fat bird.

Wait.

Hang on.

Oh...........

I got told 'that's my bike' cycling through Brick Lane by one of those scabs that flogs stolen bikes just after one of my bikes had been nicked. Was well livid.

I got told 'that's my bike' cycling through Brick Lane by one of those scabs that flogs stolen bikes just after one of my bikes had been nicked. Was well livid.

i feel for ya man

have only had it happen in Stoke on Trent.. on my new insurance replacement for my lovely stolen Cove Stiffee mtb...

i might start shouting it in Japan tho, some nniiiccee slave bikes.. now, just gotta learn it.

watashi wa des... maybe

watashi wa des... maybe

"I am bike"? It's like Engrish.com in reverse...

oh mate..greasy slag is a serious stinking name!!!!1

wha ya saying cheap ho!

off duty Ninja.

Us Ninjas are never off duty... just waiting....

shit this thread is freaking me out. i typed in a thread months ago asking if attacks like this were common and should I just ride a shit bike. Everyone scorned at my thread. But if girls and boys are being attacked for a bike whilst their on it, it kinda highlights some seriously messed up treatment of people in London. I mean I know a cities underbelly and subcultures are what make a city (not tourism and finance strictly) but for sweet scary jesus, I am totally freaked out. And the areas mentioned are the only areas I can afford to live in london. If you do get grabed by youths and fight back with a decent weighted lock, you probably get charged with GBH, or stabbed. So public transport is not safe, cycling, walking, moped. I fucking Love London and feel so thankfull that I have a great city on my door step, but this sounds more dodgy than philadephia and NYC.

hussy i hate to regurgitate another FGSS cliche but i'm going to....Harden The Fuck Up!
if i were in front of you i would give you a slap!
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_GJkKMPHxw

Us Ninjas are never off duty... just waiting....

could have fooled me..

I've been waiting for a decent job for 300 years..

the fuedal system just isn't...

well,it just isn't anymore.

^^oh man I do love that scene. Nielsen is hilarious. so funny..