Yo Bruv Dats Ma Bike!

Om nom nom nom

so what's your ride then e-props? I'd love to know.

i ride a shit heap at the moment as i'm from the hood and very very urban.

what a raleigh lizard conversion?
"yo bruv that's ma bike" should replace "do a skid"

I'm not entirely sure being middle calss means having your parents buy your bike. I suspect, though can't confirm, that some middle class people buy their own.

Let them eat cake!

This happened to me, outside the entrance to Bishops Park on Putney Bridge, gang of about 6 teenage rudeboys, one shouted "nice bike, watch it or i might come jack it off you bruv" - i just stopped as i was by a packed bus stop, gambling that they would pussy out of trying anything so blatant,and said "why dont you come and have a go then?" and they just stood there looking at each other, one not knowing what to do, shouted fuck off to me and walked off, so i just rode on.

Dont think i would try this tactic in the east end though, as me thinks they would be rather more tooled up.

trollin for lulz

Translation?

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i ride a shit heap at the moment as i'm from the hood and very very urban.

I'm very urban too. I wear all black airmax 90s from jd sports and grey marl trackie b's. Back in the late 90s, I wore rockports with my football socks rolled over me adi trackies and a berghaus jacket on top. showered.

might I add that I put on a faux black ghetto accent, even though i'm as white as snow

i ride a shit heap at the moment as i'm from the hood and very very urban.

You are a country and western singer and I claim my five pounds.

might I add that I put on a faux black ghetto accent, even though i'm as white as snow

i find the term 'white as the snow' very offensive.

almost suggesting you're cleaner with a purer sole than others with a higher* melanin count.*

I suggest you get out more.
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might I add that I put on a faux black ghetto accent

Do you really?!? Interesting...

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Oh, thanks for that. So what you ment was,

Quote' Being a prick on the internet because I can'

for 'a plural variant of lol(laugh out loud)'

Their quotes not mine. But I do agree.

fixed gear = serious business

Is this thread turning into a very dull pissing contest? Or am I just very tired? Yawn...

Get A BRAIN! MORANS

I think you're right Joe.

fixed gear = fun on a bike.

I think you're right Joe.

How was your frisbee sesh, dude? Looked like fun, woulda joined you if I wasn't so tired...

If he was middle class he wouldn't recognise the Yoot speak these manor folk use.

I hope you're joking. Much yoot speak is made up by middle-class kidz desperate to irritate their parents. Black or mixed race middle-class kids born and raised in the UK make me chuckle, they'll be all stweet/ghetto when they're with their mates but as soon as they get home and want something like a tenner for example they change their tune considerably - "please Mum, oh that's so unfair" etc. etc. Rather than shankin her and her raasclot/bumbaclot partner...

Windy. Stayed out too late cos of an ebay record binge last week. Woke up toooo early.
I've been reading leases for the last two hours. My eyeballs are about explode.

also, middle class people did not grow up in skanky tamworth

Or Grimsby! ;-)

I spent the fruit of my youth getting my bikes nicked by gangs of kids.
They're all nicking cars now.

Things don't change so much.
A flash bike is a flash bike whether it's a racing bike, bmx, or mtb.
With so many bright coloured bikes around it's only natural they become desirable.

Thing is, all these kids are amazing at wheelies!

You can't judge the owner by the bike though....can you?