The reason why I have been most upset for the past 4 days

You spelled VELORUTION wrong. Greasy muppet! :P

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I also like the fact that the bike is a piece of shit.

The photo looks like a fashion shoot where they thought they'd use a bike found in a dumpster to make it more 'urban'.

Great choice of photo for a fucking bike shop. He appears to be trying to sell bikes to people who think bikes/cyclists are cunts.

I hope he doesn't roll up his trousers while cycling, and that they get caught on his chain and drag his entire body through the drivetrain. Assuming he fucking well rides a bike at all.

Fucking ironic hipster twat shit fuck bollocks cunt velorution velorution cunt.

Did you mean http://www.velorution.biz/ cunt or velorution cunt or perhaps velorution cunt?

Well, it is the site "fixie-riders love to hate". :)

Also, the bike seeems to have a 1" threaded fork/stem in a 1 1/8" integrated headtube. - dumpster bike fo sho.

I suggest similar treatment as was dished out to markyyy the "hardcore ebayer", i have started it off with:

Dear velorution,
I really like the bike in the first photograph on your website, the one with the very dapper Danish gent. Do you sell this bicycle?[/FONT]
I am looking for a bike which will set me apart from the usual “fixie” riders with their pristine bikes and front brakes. The patina of chipped and mismatched paint on this bike is so chic and the broken mudguard and lack of grips adds to the authenticity. Does the bike come like this as standard or do I get to choose the different colours and how distressed I want it to look?
Thanks, velo-fan!

Sorry for your loss dude, but a great excuse for a new project! Totally off subject, but anyone know what that rear mudgard on the Fuji? Looks really tidy. I need to keep the rain off my back.
Thanks in advance.

Dunno what it's called, but I'm sure that cyclesurgery/evans/lbs of your choice will have it in stock. except velorution, because it's black.

Thanks ASM, I'll hunt around. :)

i got some guards that are pretty much identical to razor guards but a tenner cheaper, nice and easy to attach and remove. Got them from Action Bikes off Victoria Street

i hear you can get a mudguard from a well-known racist bike shop in london's urban london, veloreactionary.com, but it's made of finest marble and costs 17 million english pounds. however, you do get a free sticker saying 'i too am a racist fucktard who loves shit bikes: suck my bile, liberal frothers, for i am the reincarnation of benito mussolini and enoch powell'.

LMAO pj! . . . still can't believe the shit that velorution came up with. Cnuts!

p.s. found the mudguard, it's a Raleigh one. :)

makes me want to through a brick through their front window. Might to a detour tomorrow morning on the way to work.

makes me want to through a brick through their front window. Might to a detour tomorrow morning on the way to work.

sshhhh! the racist cunt is reading every word!

Did you mean http://www.velorution.biz/ cunt or velorution cunt or perhaps velorution cunt?

Well, it is the site "fixie-riders love to hate". :)

lol, I wonder how long it will take google to index this velorution shit cunt "fixie-riders love to hate" cunt velorution shit? ;D I wounder if it will get 1st place before http://www.velorution.biz/ ?

velorution racist cunt

lets picket the place big brazier full of burning tyres outside placards / plackards ? ? shouts of scab scab scab as anyone walks in or maybe cunt cunt cunt as that seems a word this forum likes to use

harold, sorry to hear about the Fensom dude. take it easy.

lets picket the place big brazier full of burning tyres outside placards / plackards ? ? shouts of scab scab scab as anyone walks in or maybe cunt cunt cunt as that seems a word this forum likes to use

are you serious? Because I think that would be a great idea. I would come down to london specifically for that!

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oh god I just picked up on this thread...

I just found yet another video on http://www.veloreactionary.nazi about how great the danish chicks look on their bikes in hot shoes... that dude needs to get out more.

At least he's signed up as something easily identifiable, rather than a lurking alias.

The man's mouth is full of puss. The spokesman of Velorution that is. After reading his 'darkies should pedal more (and I don't mean drugs)' blog entry, I wiped my eyes clean and started looking around more at London cyclists. Not just looking to see who was cycling and on what but whether or not those that were might be black, Asian, whatever - basically anything other than white. And you know what? There are loads of cyclists out there of all fucking colours.

The man's mouth is full of puss. The spokesman of Velorution that is. After reading his 'darkies should pedal more (and I don't mean drugs)' blog entry, I wiped my eyes clean and started looking around more at London cyclists. Not just looking to see who was cycling and on what but whether or not those that were might be black, Asian, whatever - basically anything other than white. And you know what? There are loads of cyclists out there of all fucking colours.

if you feel like reading many more posts with the same sentiment, look back at the original "erm velorution" thread.

More nuttiness. The comment about lottery players being stupid is par for the course really.

We should ask ourselves: should the Olympic champions really be revered as role models? One thing that strikes us is the constant refrain: “all these years of sacrifice have matured in this medal.” Sacrifice? Shouldn’t sport be fun and exhilirating? What is the point of sacrificing four years for a low-probability week of ecstasy?
Shouldn’t the lottery money (which after all is provided by people of lower than average intelligence) be spent on the less fortunate and less active, rather than on the deCubertinian, elitist goal of creating people with uber-thighs?