You?

i wanted to be porn star when I was young....

Sex Tourist

'Your'

Good spot - most uncharacteristic. I'm phlegming up my keyboard and mucoustrating my trackpad with gusto. You'd never get me if I was healthy :p

What's a better alternative for small talk then?

seeing who can piss the highest

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seeing who can piss the highest

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why, is it gay to piss higher than someone else?

it's only you who (and dale) looks at other men's knobs in the toilets

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I don't bat for the other side, sorry to disappoint you.

What? Sri Lanka?

what are you drinking today?

in a day ill be 18 thats a start, in a month 2day gonna be a foundation art and design student at london college of fashion, and of course a self confessed addict to the 'erb

welcome to the dark dark place that is university of the arts, nosferatu.

"My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell."

what are you drinking today?

You're not having any! Get away from it!

Actually, one of the reasons I kind of like threads like this is that they make you realize it really *doesn't *matter. I'm always vaguely surprised to find out what other cyclists do for a living, because it seems so out of keeping with what I already know about them. I've often hung out in the pub with (for example) an engineer, a law student, a pianist, a squatter and a waitress, and felt amazed when I realized how 'different' they all were, because people all seem much of a muchness when they're in the pub or on the bike. I suppose this means that bikes are a great leveller or something. Whaddayathink?

great observation. +ve rep.

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When I grow up, I'd like to be a househusband. Until then, Agile/Lean development consultancy it is.

I've had a few jobs..

mechanic
builder
designer
security guard (events, backstage etc)
doorman
potman
shop assistant
IT logistics officer
tarot card reader
musician

what I'd like to do in the future:

any work in the cycling industry
house husband (rebecca romero take note)
test cricket summariser for the BBC

Househusband is not so much fun when you're in the low income trap. We'd probably be better off if Faith gave up her 2 days a week work, and I consigned myself to the lifelong dole queue, but I've been institutionalised that way before, and it's not good for the soul.

want to work with bikes (in an r&d position please)
but until then... studio manager/graphic designer.

+1 for househusband

last night was great. i went out dancing, met two girls and was just hanging out, chatting away. one girl was wearing a t shirt that said I Love Geeks on it. the great thing was watching men try and interupt us to declare that they indeed were geeks and they were... an accountant, science teacher, wearing glasses with no lenses (cunt), a software tester ("the irony is i use software, to test software. ha") etc etc... they were declaring the boring old info without being asked, in order to clarify their geek-dom as if it would automatically make them go-home-with-able. men are embarrasing.

science teacher, wearing glasses with no lenses (cunt)

That made me laugh out loud! Why would you do that? I mean really, unless his lenses had fallen out. Which is very unlikely.
Indeed, what a cunt!

good Spot - Most Uncharacteristic. I'm Phlegming Up My Keyboard And Mucoustrating My Trackpad With Gusto. You'd Never Get Me If I Was Healthy :p
Pwned!