Is this forum going downhill, due to numpty newbies?

^ Neg repped for that dad gag...

I'd like a drink but have gastroscopy later on. Not sure if I will be allowed to drink ever again.

Get it in while you can...

I actually fancy a drink after work. Am I welcome anywhere? I'm sub 3000 though. Should I wear an armband?

I think you should wear a gastric band, at least until you get below 2000. Might be up for a drink, though.

I'd like a drink but have gastroscopy later on. Not sure if I will be allowed to drink ever again.

I've had several. It's not nice but remember to breathe through your nose and keep your head to the side (first time I choked on my own vomit), it will be over in a flash. Good luck! You'll be able to drink again a few hours after unless medically you've been told not to.

@Chris... practising on a banana helps.

WTF does nerged mean??

nerged

After a tense exchange of messages with a certain forumenger, I've been asked where I suddenly appeared from and why I'm clogging up threads/using LFGSS like Facebook...

Whoever that forum members, fuck him.

Ambiguity can be a bugger

Fuck him.

Not literally though. I fear the message wouldn't get through if you did

Ambiguity can be a bugger

I would have thought the ability to exist on both land and water would be a bonus rather than a hindrance?

I suppose the grass is always greener etc.

^true. And being able to use both hands must broaden your options.

I've been confusing ambiguity and antipodean for years.

'Antipodean' is often misunderstood as only meaning Aussie/Kiwi.

The reason we are in the internet and monkeys aren't is because we have ambiguous thumbs.

Aside: Do you say an-ti-po-de-an or an-tippa- de-an

I use iPad.

it doesn't matter so long as it's not anti-bodeans

I pronounce it an-ti-po-de-an

/notkillingtheforumsinglehandedly

'Antipodean' is often misunderstood as only meaning Aussie/Kiwi.

Yeah, they could be poles apart.

Means other side innit. Which technically makes us antipodes to them.

Wait, ambiguous thumbs?

punches self in cock

Joe, if I piss you off that much why not just put me on Ciqnore.

Good idea. :)

Schicknore