How to deal with a copper?

ironic that your nickname is P!MP

As others have said don't leave any sleep over the cunt, move on.

But if you're worried about matey doing it again, make a complaint, not with revenge as a motive but just to stop someone else suffering the same fate. http://www.ipcc.gov.uk/

...or you could just mail the cunt some dogshit.

send his wife an invitation for tea round at your place but request she leaves her sexpest of a husband at home

send his wife an invitation for oral sex round at your place but request she leaves her sexpest of a husband at home

better

oral sex better than tea? ppffff

Back of the net!
You have just gone up on the man scale and you woman is glad she has got one of the good ones. Take her out for a nice meal and back to the love nest for some Cops and robbers role play

oral sex better than tea? ppffff

can't dunk biscuits in ... mmmm hang on...

yeah, cut his cock off, stick it in his mouth, leave an LGFSS spoke card in his anus. swap out his hands for track ends. dump body outside police station.

the forum is based in mongolia so you can't be prosecuted.

Anyway the forum couldn't be done for what someone chose to do with a spoke card: Ford don't get the ticket when someone parks their focus illegally...

Your girlfriend has his mobile number / email?

Post a dirty classified advert on gumtree, with an open invitation to head round to his house for mass fetishistic orgy.

go and wait at the bagel shop until he arrives (shouldn't be more than a couple of hours) and confront him about it

naah they're always in Noodle King

Probably best to leave it, wouldn't want to interfere with him performing some vital duty.

A Brazilian may be about to board a tube, or summit

finding the next colin stagg/barry bulsara/stefan kisko.

locking up the crims.

. swap out his hands for track ends.

this is brilliant. the Track Killer.

Aim for the subtle vendetta.

Get pally with his colleagues and then start dropping those entertaining anecdotes about him that make him look like a loser. Get women from the far side of town to turn up in his local and throw drinks over him. Report his house because you walked past and saw some stoned kids walking out in a cloud of pot smoke. Complain because you think you saw him cuff a scally whilst on official duty. Reverse track his e-mail and sign him up to a furry mailing list. Complain about him inconsiderately parking his squad car.

One big revenge hit won't do the trick, he'll have forgotten about it in a month. A campaign of low level that increases in the private life details and weirdness will stick with him for a while, particularly if it keeps getting back to his job. Revenge isn't just served cold, it's best served as a banquet in several lovingly crafted courses. Plus it gives you something to do of and evening.

Why not just get a young lady to drop a note through his front door saying "I've got Chlamydia and I have been told to contact all of my sexual partners from the last six months" or something to that effect.

It doesn't even have to be a lady that drops it off, it just has to be girlish handwriting.

LFGSS comes out on top with a surprising array of google searches.

I suggest you move this to the private area and hope he doesnt know how to use the 'cached' option.

I hope you all the best with the dastardly plans though, I very much favour the "child molester" grass graffiti. Best done in a few months though so he has no idea why.

Oh and his partner should probably know about this sometime soon, perhaps 'woman to woman' your girlfriend can tell her?

IMO - Drop him in some cillit bang...

...should do the trick

hope that his internet router isnt secure.. sit outside in your car with a laptop.. dling kiddy porn. will be tracked to his IP.

possibly... although, then you would have lots of nasty stuff on your computer.. hmmm.. a new plan i think...

Anyway the forum couldn't be done for what someone chose to do with a spoke card: Ford don't get the ticket when someone parks their focus illegally...

classic cross referencing :)

Just forget about it and live your life.
Thinking of revenge makes you relive what happened again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and...

(This thread reads like the agony aunt section of the Sun...)

but thats not fun for us

Exactly, you all love when things go wrong so you can go on and on and on and fantasize about revenge.
No bollox to face it or drop it.
Voila!