Nursery for New Members

Tit cricket

hehe Hippy, superted & murtle?

Oi! Don't make me kick(stand) you :P

on the PC?

In the bogs...

Oi! Don't make me kick(stand) you :P

jealousy

There was a time before the internet? How did people skive at work?

I don't know, where I worked the Pharaoh's didn't tolerate any skiving, the overseers could be quite short tempered at times.

jealousy

Jealousy.. yep that's it. :P

Sorry about the above posts: Just not very good at waiting.

My Names Scott, and im 18. and i have a bunch of questions for you guys.
I know this isnt the place to chat etc.
but thought i would outline what i expect to get from this forum.

Ive been interested in buying a fixed gear cycyling machine for a few months now. and have done a little research into it.
Now im looking for some indepth advice from fixed gear masters etc.

As i said when i become a real memeber i will post a topic and i hope you guys can help.
cheers

Scott from scotland (not london =)

...and have done a little research into it.

dig a little bit deeper

not always necessary to start a new thread/topic. instead of posting some random crap, you couldve just used on search/tags (links on top^^). find the appropriate thread that relates to your question. read up and post if you have further questions.

common topics:
OTP
chainline
hubs
OLN
rear spacing
lists
conversion
bottom bracket
wheel building
transmission database
spoke length

not always necessary to start a new thread/topic. instead of posting some random crap, you couldve just used on search/tags (links on top^^). find the appropriate thread that relates to your question. read up and post if you have further questions.

+1

Welcome to the forum.
Most likely questions you have will have been covered before. Just add to the relevant thread to give it a little 'bump'.

Just add to the relevant thread to give it a little 'bump'.

Then you get other users flaming you for bumping old threads! I've seen an example of that today...

My best advice to newbies is to understand that you can't please everyone, so try your best to piss off as many as you can. It's only a forum.

Then you get other users flaming you for bumping old threads! I've seen an example of that today...

My best advice to newbies is to understand that you can't please everyone, so try your best to bore as many as you can. It's only a forum.

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My advice to newbies is to please me.. since I pay better than the others and use lube if you're the sensitive type.

Can I have my clothes back now master 'ippy

It's never random. Crapness varies.

^ I don't know what you mean.

HTFU

You're bricking it, right?

Hippy I think you might want to crack open the KY for young Archi, he likes them hard.

If you must know my preferences...

would that be a coach full of football players?

Yep!

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Yawn.

Hello, i'm new to this forum. Sorry for my english, i'm french, i try to understand, but it's so difficult, i learn english, by this forum!
I'm 24years old, and i love bike.

bienvenue!

Hello, i'm new to this forum. Sorry for my english, i'm french, i try to understand, but it's so difficult, i learn english, by this forum!
I'm 24years old, and i love bike.

Just don't love bike in Scotland.. jail thrown in you will.

I learn english, by this forum.

Oh dear...
Mal idee.

bonjour basien.