Nursery for New Members

As a newb I don't understand why you would go out of your way to piss of the people whom you wish to gain knowlege from.
Like life it makes no sense at all.

Lots and lots of rep to you all for being so dam knowledgeable/friendly and almost always humorous.
Cheers from a satisfied newb.

Group hug!

thanks Andy; couldn't you have called one of us a cunt though? Just to show you really care?

You're from Wigan (its not a pier by the way) so you should all ready know that you are one.
Hope that makes you feel better.

As a newb I don't understand why you would go out of your way to piss of the people whom you wish to gain knowlege from.
Like life it makes no sense at all.

Lots and lots of rep to you all for being so dam knowledgeable/friendly and almost always humorous.
Cheers from a satisfied newb.

It's 'damn' by the way.
Illiterate cunt...
;-)

Thanks you sir.

I think VB should allow you to write in red when correcting spelling and grammar.
By the way are you Manx?

Famously so...
ducks for cover

Famously so...
ducks for cover

i am waiting for the Isle of Man Spotted thread. it will be lively..

Not from I sir, as I too am one of the mythical 3 legged sons of manannan.
That is not a cue for lots of cock jokes.

Isle of Man spotted - Rabbit, Sheep, Cows, People driving very badly and a small dead rodent.

^He's not wrong, you know...

Not from I sir, as I too am one of the mythical 3 legged sons of manannan.
That is not a cue for lots of cock jokes.

'Cues?' - We don't need no steenkin' cues...

'Cues?' - We don't need no steenkin' cues...

Shame.
I was going to offer the use of mine, and the young lady who carries it around for me.

NOTE TO ALL NEWBS: If you can't think of anything at least partially worthwhile to say, don't freaking say it.

Yeah, don't freak with the forum sugar, or be a funking wonka, or we'll freak you up, you funking count.

Isle of Man spotted - Rabbit, Sheep, Cows, People driving very badly and a small dead rodent.
And drunk teenagers. Don't forget them.

Adolescentist
Alcoholist

Alcoholist

You called?

No hippy; let's go through this again.
You are an alcophile: you love alcohol.
An alcoholist denigrates alcohol - and your alcophile brethren
Mmkay?
Same time tomorrow then...

So, Isle of Man is it Platini? I don't think I've ever felt this smug in all my life.

should we rename the thread "Nursery for Old Members"?

That's a bit harsh VeeVee - will is only 43.

she has a point though

So, Isle of Man is it Platini? I don't think I've ever felt this smug in all my life.

Cunt.
Smug cunt.
;-/

Can't post in any of the "social group" forums until I'm no longer a "new member". Surely this is a bug and means I have to make more pointless posts until I can reply to the thread I actually wanted to reply to.

Pointless posts, I feel, may get you nowhere. They're directionless as well as pointless.