Nursery for New Members

I don't do helmets either. Just wondering....

Good week to you

What ARE you people rambling about?!?!

Good evening LFGSS

Hey Mr. Breaker, You're not supposed to be in the nursery. You're an adult. What are you? Some kind of Spaedophile?

^Does that apply to me too?

Nah Miss Shoosh, You're a little girlie. You belong here with us thumbsuckers. I was incontinent last night - credit card incontinence... the worst kind. Ended up purchasing yet another bike on ebay. I need to grow more legs to ride 'em all.

There is nothing wrong with credit card incontinence nor is there anything wrong with owning 600 bikes with one gear. Far better than owning one bike with 600 gears. Your spending is probably no worse than mine on shoes.

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How did you know my new bike has 600 gears? Were you bidding too?

And have you got more than two feet? Are you from Norfolk?

No, I have not got more than two feet. I'm a perfectly formed female. I do however have this knack of putting my feet in my mouth occassionally and I'm difficult to shut up after a glass or two of prosecco.

Aha! So you're the one with a 600 gear bike... Don't you get put in the stocks for that on here?

prosecco.

ftw

Oh and I'm not from narfalk. I'm from where all the best girls come from but I currently live in East London.

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zip file attachments? why don't you put a password on it while you're at it, make it harder to look at...

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don't do zip files, as you are new I'll help you out by uploading properly so that everyone doesn't have to download it....here you go

I preferred not opening the file, thanks Ade.

you're welcome, I like to help

I use zips all the time. On my trousers, my shell suit jacket and on the front of my fur-lined booties when I go to the day centre. Seriously Mr. Bot, just because your name is an anagram of spoty b doesn't mean you should get all shirty in the nursery.

puns are also popular.

Thank you for the self-portrait, Mr Ade. I'd get that right hand seen to, for starters.

I am the curator of them these woods... Ask anyone. But im not sure why all the other oldies are in here... This is turning into a right party!!!

But remember not to feed the little ones like Spybot any alcohol or the gods of Tynan and hippy will ban all of us!

(no offense to the botmeister or anything!)

I'm from where all the best girls come from.
leeds????

Hull...

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