Nursery for New Members

Now, I noone here knows me yet so it's a big big ask....but if anyone wants a couple of free tickets for the cycle show, a bottle of whatever they like best, a free pedros mechanics shirt and trade prices on any of the stuff we sell (that'd be stronglight, pedros, USE, woodman, schwalbe amongst others) in return for a couch/floor/space in their garden to pitch a tent/cupboard to kip in for a few days I'd be eternally grateful....

ummmm....that was about it.... Mike

sounds like a good deal. sadly at my place you'd have to share the couch with my cat and she's not too keen on new forum members.

Epic shit thread fail!

Come on ElDiablo.. you didn't ask for pink straps, you didn't question gear ratios, you didn't ask what the best fixie is for £350.. what kind of crappy first thread was that?! With yours you might even make it to your second post without being stoned to death or feeling a sudden urge to play with razor blades..

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we seem to spend a lot of time in the nursery don't we hippy? Beginning to feel like the creepy guy who hangs round outside the school gates

he was put back at school too

Epic shit thread fail!

Come on ElDiablo.. you didn't ask for pink straps, you didn't question gear ratios, you didn't ask what the best fixie is for £350.. what kind of crappy first thread was that?! With yours you might even make it to your second post without being stoned to death or feeling a sudden urge to play with razor blades..

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Nah, not into pink strapons..... No need to question ratios, everyone knows you gotta run 50/14 brakeless..... and I don't understand the concept of 350 pound bikes....they should either be made out of old bits found in skips/bought for nothing on ebay/discarded by a friend who got the same thing made from carbon fibre and cost 150 tops....or be custom built with every detail obsessed over for months and cost at least a grand.... Funnily most mine fall into the first catagory

we seem to spend a lot of time in the nursery don't we hippy? Beginning to feel like the creepy guy who hangs round outside the school gates

Easy targets abound..

Don't you mean 'inside' the school gates?

er woot?

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I can't remember what I was referring to now.. I sure it was fucking hysterical though..

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Seriously, that's fucking retarded. Negative rep.

ha ha Tom, beat me to it!

That kind of shit gets deleted too.

Hmm. have read through most of this thread and seen a bit of discussion surrounding posting for sale items while in the nursery - don't suppose there's been any movement on that policy?

anyone?

Well, that there was your 5th post, so let's see what you've got.

I hope it's a small Concorde road bike with Campag eight-speed. I've been looking for one of those for ages...

what new members can't seemingly do is help existing members with tech probs.

hello

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why 5?

why not 4

i just want to get rid of the banner

errr.... is that it?

That's also simple, you are no longer a new member when you have both:
Posted 5 times
Been on the site for 48 hours
So what I'm forcing is that all users have to learn how to use the site and participate before they're given free run of the place. VB

participation fail.

hello anayway

not yet