Nursery for New Members

I really need to post a wanted ad though, are there resctrictions on posting new topics into the classified section?

What type of wanted ad were you looking to place? asm generally can provide most things that people want and, if he can't, I am sure Balki will do his best.

Im after a 42t crank with a square taper fitting. i have runied the taper on both arms and as im new to London Im not familiar with any local bikes shops yet.

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Hilarystone is probably the best person to contact, if Balki can't help you.

Baki, before you came here, you thought culture was something that grew between your toes.

That reminds me of a joke.

What's the difference between Australia and a yogurt?

If you leave a yogurt long enough it'll grow it's own culture.

I was trying that with cycling socks but my flatmate shoved them (screaming for mercy) into the washing machine this morning.

They had only been under the coffee table for a couple of months.

Or, what do you call a cultured Australian?

An aborigine.

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English culture..

well i popped into evans and they didnt have anything in stock, however they did lend me a tool to tighten it up which helped for a good 4 minutes!

@hippy; Only in your dreams, you claim that you're here for the money and beer. But the picture above paints a thousand words.

That reminds me of a joke.

What's the difference between Australia and a yogurt?

If you leave a yogurt long enough it'll grow its own culture.

Yes, and where's the joke? Did you hit 'post' before you were able to finish typing?

Oliver the joke was about Australia not Austria and in any event Anchluss is an outdated concept. We are all European now.

Oliver the joke was about Australia not Austria and in any event Anchluss is an outdated concept. We are all European now.

Clive, you should know that I read with precision. I can assure you that there is certainly a very distinct culture in Austria. Oh yes.

And dare I request that if you're going to Godwin yet another thread (I think we're getting on for three or four now in the very recent past), please at least look up how to spell "Anschluß" first. ;)

(My problem with your use of such terms is that I know that they are basically Nazi terminology, which really should be avoided. The same goes for terms like "Lebensraum" and other poorly-understood concepts which for some reason have become comedy staples--and yes, because of their tragic historical associations their application will by default be unsuccessful in contexts intended to be humorous.)

Yes, and where's the joke? Did you hit 'post' before you were able to finish typing?

Yet people say that Germans have no sense of humour? ;p

@hippy; Only in your dreams, you claim that you're here for the money and beer. But the picture above paints a thousand words.

Beer yes.
Money? Missed the boat there. Fucking useless sterling shite.
Mankini-clad men? Well dogsballs is proof that I could've got that in Oz anyway..
Football is shit on both sides of the planet.

boils oil

boiled sweet

Fixed

not tonight andy. I'm making stew

From a tin or with real ingredients?

studio_nice, do go and read the first post in this thread, and then perhaps reflect slightly on your exuberance for a moment ... ;)

http://www.londonfgss.com/thread9350.html

Shops.

This "Nursery", I mean, its not like nasty juvie porn right?

I'm not letting any of you porny bastards near mah kids!