Nursery for New Members

Fairy Liquid.

Can you evade the nursery period?

Don't try. Really. It's a public forum which means everyone can see you do it, and if you post 5 meaningless posts in an attempt to sidestep the nursery chances are that someone will report you... when that happens, I will ban that account permanently. You're free to register again, but then you start the nursery again too. So don't try, we're not that dumb and as this is our one piece of moderation it's purposefully harsh, really, don't try.

see page 1 of this thread.

Here you go Will, prod him with this.

fork off!

yer forker!

Seems to take for ever to get out of here

patience young falcon… [have you read the first page?]

I'll go read it again...

We'll be asking questions, so better take notes;)

Pretty neat idea, beats having the spammers you have to put up with normally on some forums

Welcome, member number 6000.

Welcome, member number 6000.

Burn him!

The newbie I mean, not you Oliver.
And I don't really mean it anyway. I'm just trying to get to my five posts.

Try this Will
1

2

3
etc etc etc.

1

2

Mmm, it feels bad but good, if you know what I mean

4

Balls. Why do I fail at everything?

oooh.. give me some more 2 big-boy!

Will you'll always be a winner in my mind.

Please, please, see a psychiatrist about that mind.