They've taken it too far this time

they did.

apparently it only affects people with a direct Viking bloodline.

That won't be anyone in Sweden then - the Vikings settled all over the place (after a spot of raping and pillaging). The ones who stayed in Sweden were the weak and infirm. Same for Norway.

Pussies the lot of 'em.

damn it. i have just been informed that although i can't see it on there, there is infact a chain riveting tool.
function list
85 Implements
110 Functions

2.5" 60% Serrated locking blade
Nail file, nail cleaner
Corkscrew
Adjustable pliers with wire crimper and cutter
Removable screwdriver bit adapter
2.5" Blade for Official World Scout Knife
Spring-loaded, locking needle-nose pliers with wire cutter
Removable screwdriver bit holder
Phillips head screwdriver bit 0
Phillips head screwdriver bit 1
Phillips head screwdriver bit 2
Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5mm x 3.5mm
Flat head screwdriver bit 0.6mm x 4.0mm
Flat head screwdriver bit 1.0mm x 6.5mm
Magnetized recessed bit holder
Double-cut wood saw with ruler (inch & cm)

Bike chain rivet setter, removable 5mm allen wrench, screwdriver for slotted and philips head screws

Removable tool for adjusting bike spokes, 10mm hexagonal key for nuts
Removable 4mm curved allen wrench with philips head screwdriver
Removable 10mm hexagonal key
.....

there it is... near the top of the product specs.

still not as good as a celt/bloodlords hat...